Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[henktermaat]

You can own a gun and carry a gun, but if you feel threatend and use it you're screwed in Indiana.

Where can I sign up for the newsletter?

 

[Pyriel]

And every-time I think this thread is gone for good, it comes back kicking and screaming. So now that we're 57 pages in, I wonder if OP created a new account and got those 50 quality post

 

[redryder]

Wonder what she wins?

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Wonder what she wins?

Let's hope it's a gym membership.

 

[sharkey]

Wonder what she wins?

Her own talk show?

 

[mrortega]

I assume OP is dead and smelling pretty ripe about now so maybe we should say a few kind words about him. After all we've all been able to pile up our post count a little.

I knew Mr. Can well. I later years I was bold enough to call him Tin. We served together during the Mexican Revolution. He claimed his grandfather was at the Alamo but was a conscientious objector and didn't even shoot at Davy Crockett. He was only there delivering milk.

Tin was a lonely child and his folks had to tie a pork chop to his neck so at least the dog would play with him. His greatest goal in life was to be a member of INGO but he failed even at that. Nobody knows what became of him. Some claim to have seen him in drag on the womens' roller derby circuit, skating under the name "50 Poster." Others say he turned totally rotten and went off to law school at IUPUI.

We'll never know for sure but here's to you Tin. May you rest in piece.

 

[Mosinowner]

I assume OP is dead and smelling pretty ripe about now so maybe we should say a few kind words about him. After all we've all been able to pile up our post count a little.

I knew Mr. Can well. I later years I was bold enough to call him Tin. We served together during the Mexican Revolution. He claimed his grandfather was at the Alamo but was a conscientious objector and didn't even shoot at Davy Crockett. He was only there delivering milk.

Tin was a lonely child and his folks had to tie a pork chop to his neck so at least the dog would play with him. His greatest goal in life was to be a member of INGO but he failed even at that. Nobody knows what became of him. Some claim to have seen him in drag on the womens' roller derby circuit, skating under the name "50 Poster." Others say he turned totally rotten and went off to law school at IUPUI.

We'll never know for sure but here's to you Tin. May you rest in piece.

he had so much potential

 

[Pyriel]

I assume OP is dead and smelling pretty ripe about now so maybe we should say a few kind words about him. After all we've all been able to pile up our post count a little.

I knew Mr. Can well. I later years I was bold enough to call him Tin. We served together during the Mexican Revolution. He claimed his grandfather was at the Alamo but was a conscientious objector and didn't even shoot at Davy Crockett. He was only there delivering milk.

Tin was a lonely child and his folks had to tie a pork chop to his neck so at least the dog would play with him. His greatest goal in life was to be a member of INGO but he failed even at that. Nobody knows what became of him. Some claim to have seen him in drag on the womens' roller derby circuit, skating under the name "50 Poster." Others say he turned totally rotten and went off to law school at IUPUI.

We'll never know for sure but here's to you Tin. May you rest in piece.

That was full of so much win, rep heading your way sir

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

But he was such a good boy. He would never harm anyone.

 

[TaunTaun]

And it just WONT die!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

[JetGirl]

Bump

 

[Eric05]

I see what you did there.

 

[mrortega]

Is it cheating to use this thread

 

[mrortega]

to get to 2,300 posts? If it is I feel really bad.

 

[Mark 1911]

Wonder what she wins?

I hope she wins some clothes, LOTS and LOTS of clothes! And PLEASE remind me never to surf this website again while eating my lunch.

 

[Beau]

Is it cheating to use this thread

Yes it is.

You're cheating on the post whore thread or Status Update Thread as it is now called. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[kawtech87]

Is it cheating to use this thread

to get to 2,300 posts? If it is I feel really bad.

I just used it to get to 1000 posts.

 

[Beau]

hmm. I don't even know where I dropped my 2,000th post.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

hmm. I don't even know where I dropped my 2,000th post.

The dogs hid it and the kids didn't find until Easter!

 

[TaunTaun]

That's alright, I don't even have 50 quality posts yet...