Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[sharkey]

I like beer and bacon, but not at the same time

You should see a doctor about that.

 

[kawtech87]

I like bacon. My beagle likes bacon. Maybe if I had some bacon I could give it to him to make him stop snoring. Maybe if I went to bed, I could listen to my wife snoring instead of my dog. This is the strangest thread ever. Kinda like the twilight zone. I was here before, but it's different somehow...no...it's still the same. Nothing going on.

Nothing is something and somthing is to much. If we all did something this thread would not exsist, but since we are doing nothing the thread is alive and growing...

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

New pickup line

A man was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him, so he leans over and says,
"You remind me of my little toe."


She replies, "What? You mean I'm small and cute?"


He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table
later when I'm drunk."

Almost brings a tear to your eye. Doesn't it!

 

[kawtech87]

No. I will not allow this thread to leave the front page.

 

[CPT Nervous]

Good idea.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

 

[kawtech87]

Again this thread has slipped to the second page. And I must bring it to the front.

 

[CPT Nervous]

Whatareyouguysuptoimheadingtoworksoon.

 

[kawtech87]

Iamuptonogoodasusualmischiefmayhamandsoap.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Oh my goodness!

 

[Caleb]

What is this thread about again?

 

[CPT Nervous]

Yes.

 

[danielson]

Roundabout? or Ive seen all good people?

 

[kawtech87]

Where?

 

[CPT Nervous]

I think it was.

 

[CPT Nervous]

Maybe not, though.

 

[kawtech87]

When?

 

[JetGirl]

I shot a Barrett 50BMG last night.

 

[Hornett]

I'm jealous.

 

[Booya]

I posted in this thread... Again (x2).

Is this a rep pyramid? Do I get rep for this?