Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[churchmouse]

im telling you pa-pa, he was doing doughnuts in the intersection...

That was my thoughts......playing in the snow..........put a van in the ditch doing that way back in another life......

 

[Frosty]

My company enables them! We had a new engineer start last year. We had a vacation coverage plan in place that would use him, get all the jobs covered, all without anybody having to work 4 hours over, etc. Well, HR decided this guy's first day at work, he needed to go play golf for some stupid reason. When I explained to the HR guy how he was screwing up the plan, he just suggested one of the older guys could just come in early or stay late to cover...for him...to go play golf.

What's he going to do when they actually expect him to work? Oh that's right, quit!

 

[Frosty]

That was my thoughts......playing in the snow..........put a van in the ditch doing that way back in another life......

I'm sure there's somebody​ on here that did the same thing in a moment of childish joy...

 

[Expat]

I made scrambled eggs with smoked sausage and sharp cheddar cheese mixed in.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Dang Expat, now I'm hungry

 

[churchmouse]

Just went shopping in the fridge....looks like Sausage links/eggs & taters today.

 

[Frosty]

Bacon and pancakes for me

 

[SEIndSAM]

Well, no sausage in the fridge, but some leftover Salmon. Wonder what that would taste like mixed with scrambled eggs & cheese???

 

[Frosty]

Well, no sausage in the fridge, but some leftover Salmon. Wonder what that would taste like mixed with scrambled eggs & cheese???

 

[KJQ6945]

There were no calls for assistance this morning

Breakfast was bacon and over easy eggs, and more bacon

 

[churchmouse]

Life is better with bacon

 

[churchmouse]

Well, no sausage in the fridge, but some leftover Salmon. Wonder what that would taste like mixed with scrambled eggs & cheese???

I like all of the ingredients you mention but not sure about all at once.......

 

[nakinate]

I'm having bacon with scrambled eggs. Some sourdough toast with apple butter as well

 

[churchmouse]

Apple butter and biscuits sounds so freaking good. With "REAL" butter.

 

[Frosty]

Apple butter and biscuits sounds so freaking good. With "REAL" butter.

But real butter might not be good for your heart pa-pa we are getting ready to head to avon to go Christmas shopping. There might still be calls for assistance.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

In the middle of a 6 week complete kitchen remodel. My fridge is in the family room, but at least it is plugged in and working. No oven, stove or microwave. I can't cook diddly squat. All of this bacon talk is killing me you bastages!

I'm gonna go pout a while.

Merde!

 

[Expat]

This is a real butter only household. No margarine in it during our married life... almost 32 years. Perhaps that is the secret of a long marriage.

 

[kawtech87]

My fiance is finally done with this semester and she is home for an extended period for the first time since this summer. I had planned on getting up early and making a big breakfast this morning with sausage, bacon, eggs and pancakes to celebrate her first morning home for Christmas break. But when we both woke up this morning we decided to...uh hum... sleep in... instead.

So no big breakfast. Just a rushed bowl of Frosted Flakes and coffee before running out the door to make it to work in time.

It was worth it.

 

[nakinate]

My fiance is finally done with this semester and she is home for an extended period for the first time since this summer. I had planned on getting up early and making a big breakfast this morning with sausage, bacon, eggs and pancakes to celebrate her first morning home for Christmas break. But when we both woke up this morning we decided to...uh hum... sleep in... instead.

So no big breakfast. Just a rushed bowl of Frosted Flakes and coffee before running out the door to make it to work in time.

It was worth it.

 

[nakinate]

This is a real butter only household. No margarine in it during our married life... almost 32 years. Perhaps that is the secret of a long marriage.

Margarine?