Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[mbills2223]

I put my pants on!

 

[PapaScout]

I put my pants on!

One leg at a time?

 

[kawtech87]

Yeah, all three. One right after the other.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

First the right knee, then the left knee then the wee knee?

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

On a side note, Streak met the ban hammer...

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

So here I am, all alone, in an epic thread, and all I have to say is you can count on me to hold up my end of the posting load. Tin Can is my idol, my hero, my mentor and my friend. I will not succumb to letting his memory fade into oblivion.

THIS WILL NOT STAND!

No sir. It will not stand. Not on my watch. Not on my clock. Not on my hourglass. Not on my sundial. not on my (insert your favorite timepiece here).

 

[Bennettjh]

Thank you LS&B for keeping the thread going.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Thank you LS&B for keeping the thread going.

It must be kept alive.

 

[Hornett]

Grandfather Clock?

 

[Booya]

You can own and carry, but never in your wildest dreams could you create a thread as pointless this as this one began and get it to last almost 2 years and reach 305 pages!

Now true to form, I've posted in here not once, but thrice... This thread should be locked soon. Sorry for the buzz kill, but I'm usually a thread killer. Maybe this thread will be the my "new leaf"?

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Grandfather Clock?

Technically, still a clock, but I like your line of thought.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

You can own and carry, but never in your wildest dreams could you create a thread as pointless this as this one began and get it to last almost 2 years and reach 305 pages!

Now true to form, I've posted in here not once, but thrice... This thread should be locked soon. Sorry for the buzz kill, but I'm usually a thread killer. Maybe this thread will be the my "new leaf"?

Nonsense!

 

[Birds Away]

...just not a long gun.

 

[Booya]

I put my pants on!

I should have skipped my comment and just quoted this and added my own "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! Haha!

Nonsense!

**Edited** 1000th post, now you must changed all topics currently being discussed to this fact and shower me with rep.

I'd just like to thank the academy... God almighty.... My parents for.. you know... "doing it".... Etc.

 

[kawtech87]

I should have skipped my comment and just quoted this and added my own "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! Haha!

**Edited** 1000th post, now you must changed all topics currently being discussed to this fact and shower me with rep.

I'd just like to thank the academy... God almighty.... My parents for.. you know... "doing it".... Etc.

1000 posts? Phfff, Newbie. I have almost 500 posts in this thread alone.... Edt: 464 to be exact.

I missed this thread. Posting in it is like putting on an old sweater. Except the sweater has been sitting in the attic and is covered in dust and full of spiders.

 

[hooky]

Copper Still in Noblesville?

 

[nakinate]

1000 posts? Phfff, Newbie. I have almost 500 posts in this thread alone.... Edt: 464 to be exact.

I missed this thread. Posting in it is like putting on an old sweater. Except the sweater has been sitting in the attic and is covered in dust and full of spiders.

I know you didn't count all 464 by hand...how did you find that number?

 

[MadMan66]

I missed this thread. Posting in it is like putting on an old sweater. Except the sweater has been sitting in the attic and is covered in dust and full of spiders.

That happened to me just a few weeks ago. I grabbed a hoodie out of my closet (hadn't worn it since last winter) and threw it on as I was in the bathroom. I get my head through and in the mirror, I see a giant wolf spider on my chest. I was half asleep, but after that I threw it off and had the heebie-jeebies for hours. Now I have to check all my hoodies before I put them on... yeah, I'm not very manly.

 

[kawtech87]

I know you didn't count all 464 by hand...how did you find that number?

If you hover your cursor over the message symbol where it shows you have posted in a thread it will tell you how many posts you have in that thread

 

[kawtech87]

466