Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[ATM]

I bet you were glad he wasn't talking about you when he said he was inside the ATM.

Yes, among a few other awkward ATM sentences in the recent conversation...

 

[CPT Nervous]

I figured you would show up.

 

[Birds Away]

Yes, among a few other awkward ATM sentences in the recent conversation...

On the plus side, it was nice to see that you were thoroughly "serviced" the other day. Umm, good for you.

 

[kawtech87]

Sitting in my chair, typing on this key board, made me think of something deep and profound.

But I forgot what it was so I'm gonna post here.

 

[OWGEM]

I had $371,000 in $20 bills in front of me in piles,

You really want to put that on the internet?

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

You really want to put that on the internet?

He did add the 180m grain FMJ part, too...

 

[nakinate]

You really want to put that on the internet?

And I think everyone knows armored trucks carry lots of scratch. That's probably why they are a common target of armed robbers.

 

[Redhorse]

You really want to put that on the internet?

I think he's perfectly fine putting that on the Internet. I wouldn't mess with him.

 

[kawtech87]

I think he's perfectly fine putting that on the Internet. I wouldn't mess with him.

I would.

Hey CPT does your route ever takes you down to Martinsville? Or should I just start screwing with all the Brinks truck drivers I see and wait for your post about some jerk at the ATM that wouldn't shut up?

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I would.

Hey CPT does your route ever takes you down to Martinsville? Or should I just start screwing with all the Brinks truck drivers I see and wait for your post about some jerk at the ATM that wouldn't shut up?

I vote option 2.

 

[Redhorse]

I would.

Hey CPT does your route ever takes you down to Martinsville? Or should I just start screwing with all the Brinks truck drivers I see and wait for your post about some jerk at the ATM that wouldn't shut up?

Well I mean if you wanna be shot, by all means lol

Dont forget to look at your buddies and say "hey, watch this." Thats a good way to go out.

 

[kawtech87]

Nah! I doubt CPT would shoot me. But then again he has no idea who I am outside of INGO and may take my joking to seriously.

Oh well. It sure would make for a hell of an entertaining post!

 

[nakinate]

Nah! I doubt CPT would shoot me. But then again he has no idea who I am outside of INGO and may take my joking to seriously.

Oh well. It sure would make for a hell of an entertaining post!

Yeah, we'll all be laughing and a few weeks later wondering, "Where's kawtech87?"

 

[Redhorse]

Nah! I doubt CPT would shoot me. But then again he has no idea who I am outside of INGO and may take my joking to seriously.

Oh well. It sure would make for a hell of an entertaining post!

But what if you get shot by one of them guards and its not CPT?

 

[nakinate]

But what if you get shot by one of them guards and its not CPT?

We will start a kawtech87 memorial thread.

 

[CPT Nervous]

I would.

Hey CPT does your route ever takes you down to Martinsville? Or should I just start screwing with all the Brinks truck drivers I see and wait for your post about some jerk at the ATM that wouldn't shut up?

I do not go that far south. Your city is serviced by the Indianapolis branch.

As far as posting about the amount of money, it's already over. You can't go and rob me now. It's not like I posted, "Hey guys, I'll be at the ATM on the corner of Ironwood and Ireland, and I have $XXX,XXX!"

Some ATMs get $20,000, some get $250,000. Depends on the bank, and the location. I don't mind telling you things that already happened.

So Kawtech, I'm not sure if I'd mess with the Indy guys. They're not as laid back as us. Also, you wouldn't be able to drop my name, as they have no idea who I am. I barely know who I am. Now I'm just rambling...

 

[CPT Nervous]

But what if you get shot by one of them guards and its not CPT?

Don't pose a threat, and you won't get shot. Pretty simple, I think.

I did tell my driver to tell her friend that she's lucky I didn't shoot her. She is lucky. For now.

 

[nakinate]

I do not go that far south. Your city is serviced by the Indianapolis branch.

As far as posting about the amount of money, it's already over. You can't go and rob me now. It's not like I posted, "Hey guys, I'll be at the ATM on the corner of Ironwood and Ireland, and I have $XXX,XXX!"

Some ATMs get $20,000, some get $250,000. Depends on the bank, and the location. I don't mind telling you things that already happened.

So Kawtech, I'm not sure if I'd mess with the Indy guys. They're not as laid back as us. Also, you wouldn't be able to drop my name, as they have no idea who I am. I barely know who I am. Now I'm just rambling...

I'm going to guess you don't go by CPT Nervous at work either. So none of us who know who to ask for.

 

[CPT Nervous]

I'm going to guess you don't go by CPT Nervous at work either. So none of us who know who to ask for.

Who's CPT Nervous? Oh, wait, that's me, isn't it? I remember now...


Yeah. You'd probably get shot. They'd think you were insane.

 

[nakinate]

Who's CPT Nervous? Oh, wait, that's me, isn't it? I remember now...


Yeah. You'd probably get shot. They'd think you were insane.

Who says I'm not?