Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[You'll shoot your eye out]

I have cooked a thousand chickens in my long and misspent life, but I have NEVER witnessed chicken guts........ I think I am traumatized! PTSD even.

 

[kawtech87]

Well you should come over some time and help kill/clean a chicken. We have Turkeys too if you like.

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

Well you should come over some time and help kill/clean a chicken. We have Turkeys too if you like.

I reject your reality based existence for my clean and sanitized world view....... Where chickens are neat and tidy and all other disgusting manner of foodstuffs "Tastes just like chicken!". EDIT- except for bacon of course, it should always taste like bacon...... Hey, wait..... You don't suppose that pigs naturally contain guts too? PLEASE! SAY IT ISN"T SO!

 

[kawtech87]

I reject your reality based existence for my clean and sanitized world view....... Where chickens are neat and tidy and all other disgusting manner of foodstuffs "Tastes just like chicken!". EDIT- except for bacon of course, it should always taste like bacon...... Hey, wait..... You don't suppose that pigs naturally contain guts too? PLEASE! SAY IT ISN"T SO!

No pigs are solid bacon. Except for the chops. Which are wrapped in bacon.

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

No pigs are solid bacon. Except for the chops. Which are wrapped in bacon.

Thank you Kawtech...... I can now regain my faith in all that is good.

 

[kawtech87]

 

[CPT Nervous]

Then where does ham come from?

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

Then where does ham come from?

NO! NO! NO! Cpt, don't do that! I just resolved my irrational fears and settled back down into my happy place, JUST SAY NO!

EDIT- No it's too late. Now i am thinking a of Canadian bacon...... Where does it come from? Curse you Cpt!

 

[CPT Nervous]

Nevermind, nevermind!!!! Bacon and chops!!!

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

Thanks so much

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Now i am thinking a of Canadian bacon...... Where does it come from?

Canada?

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

Canada?

Well, yes.... MR. OBVIOUS...... But why is it bacon, when it is plainly ham? And can we expect more foreign invasions into the bacon arena? I saw TURKEY bacon the other day, plainly a terrorist bacon attempt from the middle east, TO ARMS! TO ARMS!

 

[CPT Nervous]

I believe the proper name is "Turkish" bacon.

 

[Sylvain]

I believe the proper name is "Turkish" bacon.

Do they have Turkish turkey over there?

 

[nakinate]

Is Jowl Bacon acceptable?

 

[CPT Nervous]

Over where?

 

[CPT Nervous]

Is Jowl Bacon acceptable?

That's racist.

 

[nakinate]

That's racist.

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

Is Jowl Bacon acceptable?

OH YEAH! big thick cuts too.... MMMMMMMM!

 

[nakinate]

All this being said, I really do like ham. A lot.