Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[Redhorse]

So, I'm actually pretty excited for October. I get to play with all kinds of toys. I get to shoot the M9, M16A2, M249, M240B, M2, and MK19. I fire the 16 and 249 on a regular basis, but the others will be a treat. Maybe not the M9, but the big toys, hell yeah. Nothing like a crew served.

Hey be sure to tell us how it goes. I wish I could try some of these out, particularly the M249.

 

[kawtech87]

SAW!

M240!

M2!

MK19!



Here I was thinking I was gonna have fun shooting my RAMI and my new Sig tomorrow.

I am bringing my Arsenal SLR-107. But that is no MK19.

Thanks now I'm not looking forward to going shooting tomorrow....

Just kidding yeah I am.

 

[CPT Nervous]

Hey be sure to tell us how it goes. I wish I could try some of these out, particularly the M249.

I love the SAW. Wish they'd let me take it home.

 

[CPT Nervous]

SAW!

M240!

M2!

MK19!



Here I was thinking I was gonna have fun shooting my RAMI and my new Sig tomorrow.

I am bringing my Arsenal SLR-107. But that is no MK19.

Thanks now I'm not looking forward to going shooting tomorrow....

Just kidding yeah I am.

Shooting is an activity to which should always be looked forward, no matter what! If it makes you feel better, we're also doing a 12 mile ruck march.


OH!! I forgot we have M203s, too! We're shooting those as well.

 

[kawtech87]

, we're also doing a 12 mile ruck march.

I have an ATV for that!

 

[CPT Nervous]

3000!!!!!

 

[JetGirl]

Oh... And also... Barrett 50BMG; Chick gun.

 

[CPT Nervous]

I have an ATV for that!

We have Gators, Humvees, and FMTVs, but we still have to walk. Damn budget cutbacks...

 

[kawtech87]

3000!!!!!

Nice!

 

[CPT Nervous]

Oh... And also... Barrett 50BMG; Chick gun.

Totally. BMG: Bullet Made for Girls.

 

[CPT Nervous]

Nice!

Thank you, sir!

 

[CPT Nervous]

ACP: Another Crappy Projectile.

 

[Redhorse]

Oh... And also... Barrett 50BMG; Chick gun.

Sharing is a virtue though...

 

[CPT Nervous]

SIG: Sure Isn't Glock.

 

[JetGirl]

SIG: Sure Isn't Glock.

For that, I'd wager Sig is happy.

 

[CPT Nervous]

For that, I'd wager Sig is happy.

I guess you could take it that way...

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

Totally. BMG: Bullet Made for Girls.

Genius, pure genius! I wanted to rep that but rep seems to be broken at the moment.

 

[JetGirl]

Hey..."50bullet made for girls"...GREAT. I'll shoot it again. Sold. Sign me up.

 

[alabasterjar]

So a Dyslexic walks into a bra...

So a baby seal walks into a club...

 

[JetGirl]

Two guys walk into a bar...

Third guy ducks.