Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[kawtech87]

I only make pi enough for the 3 in my fam.

What about INGO family? 1911 lovers family?

I guess I'll just go to Kroger and buy a week old pie on "managers special"

 

[JetGirl]

I'll trade you a Dutch apple pie for two dozen of the bestest chocolate chip cookies you have ever tasted. Deal?

Only if the dough is also chocolate...and the "chips" are a combination of chocolate and chunks of fudgy squares...with teeny bits of marshmallow tossed in.

 

[JetGirl]

What about INGO family? 1911 lovers family?

I guess I'll just go to Kroger and buy a week old pie on "managers special"

Hmmm... you might have a point. None of these slackers are 1911-lurvers.
And although grandma's apple pie is deeelish...nothing beats my Derby Pie.
Yeah, that one actually made me ca$hola. It's just. That. Awesome.

 

[Redhorse]

Hmmm... you might have a point. None of these slackers are 1911-lurvers.
And although grandma's apple pie is deeelish...nothing beats my Derby Pie.
Yeah, that one actually made me ca$hola. It's just. That. Awesome.

Hey, I'm a 1911 lover. I have a genuine colt 1911 in .45 acp cocked and locked baby.

 

[JetGirl]

Hey, I'm a 1911 lover. I have a genuine colt 1911 in .45 acp cocked and locked baby.

Hmmm...

Series what?

 

[Redhorse]

It's a compact with a 3 inch barrel. It's an agent series. Feels very nice and functions flawlessly.

 

[JetGirl]

It's a compact with a 3 inch barrel. It's an agent series. Feels very nice and functions flawlessly.

Wait, wait, wait a minute.
I was going to cringe if you said "80's series"...but now I'm practically apoplectic fretting that it's a DAO version without any of the nifty external safeties... SAY IT AIN'T SO. (Quick... before I have an aneurism!)

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Those 50 post have to be quality posts. This thread is full of them. Like this one.

Please don't fret, Jet.
It's not one of those I bet.
It has a safety that's nifty.
I'll bet you a fifty.
So don't have an aneurism yet.

[bows to the appreciative audience amidst much clapping and shouts of "bravo"]

 

[alabasterjar]

Those 50 post have to be quality posts. This thread is full of them. Like this one.

Please don't fret, Jet.
It's not one of those I bet.
It has a safety that's nifty.
I'll bet you a fifty.
So don't have an aneurism yet.

[bows to the appreciative audience amidst much clapping and shouts of "bravo"]

BRAVO!!!
golf clap....

 

[Redhorse]

Wait, wait, wait a minute.
I was going to cringe if you said "80's series"...but now I'm practically apoplectic fretting that it's a DAO version without any of the nifty external safeties... SAY IT AIN'T SO. (Quick... before I have an aneurism!)

DAO? Now that ain't a true 1911 girl, it has to be carried cocked and locked, it's a SA. It's a true and blue 1911 just with a shorter barrel.

 

[kawtech87]

DAO? Now that ain't a true 1911 girl, it has to be carried cocked and locked, it's a SA. It's a true and blue 1911 just with a shorter barrel.

OH SNAP NAW YOU DIDNT! I know you didn't just call out JG on her 1911 knowledge. DAYUM newbie gots a pair to do dat.


I think I'll just watch a bit.

 

[Redhorse]

OH SNAP NAW YOU DIDNT! I know you didn't just call out JG on her 1911 knowledge. DAYUM newbie gots a pair to do dat.


I think I'll just watch a bit.

I'm just being honest with her about what it is haha I'm not trying to call her out, at least I didn't mean to.

 

[kawtech87]

She may spare your life. I don't know.

I look forward to watching a monkey kick a horse's ass. LOL.

 

[JetGirl]

Those 50 post have to be quality posts. This thread is full of them. Like this one.

Please don't fret, Jet.
It's not one of those I bet.
It has a safety that's nifty.
I'll bet you a fifty.
So don't have an aneurism yet.

[bows to the appreciative audience amidst much clapping and shouts of "bravo"]

That right there is REP worthy, but I have not been socialist enough to hit you again.
Somebody...please...

Isn't anybody gonna help that poor man??

DAO? Now that ain't a true 1911 girl, it has to be carried cocked and locked, it's a SA. It's a true and blue 1911 just with a shorter barrel.

I...



I....


I just....

She may spare your life. I don't know.

I look forward to watching a monkey kick a horse's ass. LOL.

Spared.
But forever OWNED.

 

[Redhorse]

That right there is REP worthy, but I have not been socialist enough to hit you again.
Somebody...please...

Isn't anybody gonna help that poor man??

I...



I....


I just....

Spared.
But forever OWNED.

That's not a red horse though

 

[Somemedic]

Anyway... getting back on topic...

You can own a gun and carry a gun, but if you feel threatend and use it you're screwed in Indiana.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Peanut butter

 

[Sylvain]

Peanut butter

 

[alabasterjar]

Anyway... getting back on topic...

You can own a gun and carry a gun, but if you feel threatend and use it you're screwed in Indiana.

lol. Wut?

 

[JetGirl]

n00bs