Today's You Can't Make This Sh*t Up News

[JCSR]

Michigan man, 80, run over for putting Trump sign in yard, say police

The 22-year-old suspect in the vehicle-ramming called police to confess before apparently taking his own life.

www.bbc.com

I feel bad about the old man and that's about it.

 

[d.kaufman]

I feel bad about the old man and that's about it.

Yup. Glad the pos offed himself so taxpayer dollars didn't have to be spent on him. Also feel sorry for the people who had their vehicles vandalized because of a msm brainwashed **** decided to act out.

 

[BJHay]

Should group sizes be limited to groups of one? Seems like if there's more than one, somebody's getting shot. That might go a long way toward achieving their anti-violence goal.

COVID was declared a public health crisis and that resulted in our right to assemble being severely curtailed.

Similarly, our surgeon general just declared gun violence a public health crisis. The vast majority of gun violence occurs in just a few postal codes. Perhaps we have a precedent for applying your idea to those postal codes.

 

[JCSR]

Texas coach, ex-stripper girlfriend get married three years after monkey bite lawsuit​

Texas coach, ex-stripper girlfriend get married three years after monkey bite lawsuit

Congratulations are in order for University of Texas football coach Jeff Banks.

nypost.com

 

[JCSR]

Rescuers waded through shin-deep water to reach the group.

Provo River rescue goes smoothly

A group traveling down the Provo River called for help after getting stuck on a sandbar, a rescue team was able to wade in and retrieve them.

kslnewsradio.com

 

[foszoe]

Rescuers waded through shin-deep water to reach the group.

Provo River rescue goes smoothly

A group traveling down the Provo River called for help after getting stuck on a sandbar, a rescue team was able to wade in and retrieve them.

kslnewsradio.com

Reminds of a time when I was 3 or 4 and my grandpa took me fishing in Mud River. I was on the bank, a very uneven bank, sitting in one of those rickety fold out canvas topped chairs. Anyway, at some point the chair collapsed, I fell in face first and next thing I know I am flailing around my arms and legs screaming absolutely sure I was going to drown and wondering my Grandpa wasn't jumping in the water getting all wet to save me when he said, "Stand up".

Water came up to my knees.

That is my first memory of training on do what you can do yourself or self reliance.

 

[El Conquistador]

Rescuers waded through shin-deep water to reach the group.

Provo River rescue goes smoothly

A group traveling down the Provo River called for help after getting stuck on a sandbar, a rescue team was able to wade in and retrieve them.

kslnewsradio.com

I was just out there a couple of weeks ago visiting my son. We floated the same river, it was fun but never at any point of floating down did I feel I couldn’t self rescue.

 

[Eric66]

Ida ran that b***h down to stop the threat. Somebody missed a freebie there.

Not in Commifornia. She's obviously mentally unstable which the means she can do what she wants and if a sane person tries to interfere they will probably go to jail.

 

[JCSR]

Is that a duck...........

 

[Mij]

Is that a duck...........


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Who are you to say how it identifies? If it’s pronoun is alligator, then it’s an alligator.

 

[rbhargan]

The Commerce Secretary does not know what the Bureau of Labor Statistics is. All she knows is that if Trump said it, it cannot be true. That is equivalent to a Secretary of Defense who never heard of the Air Force. Who did she blow to get a Cabinet position?

Instapundit » Blog Archive » WE ARE GOVERNED BY CORRUPT MORONS: https://twitter.com/carney/status/1826609646330937797 Well,

WE ARE GOVERNED BY CORRUPT MORONS: This is far more damning that people understand. It means that the Commerce Secretary was unaware of an enormously important piece of economic data that everyone in financial markets was anticipating. But she is aware of Trump’s Truth Social posts. That’s very...

instapundit.com

 

[Eric66]

The Commerce Secretary does not know what the Bureau of Labor Statistics is. All she knows is that if Trump said it, it cannot be true. That is equivalent to a Secretary of Defense who never heard of the Air Force. Who did she blow to get a Cabinet position?

Instapundit » Blog Archive » WE ARE GOVERNED BY CORRUPT MORONS: https://twitter.com/carney/status/1826609646330937797 Well,

WE ARE GOVERNED BY CORRUPT MORONS: This is far more damning that people understand. It means that the Commerce Secretary was unaware of an enormously important piece of economic data that everyone in financial markets was anticipating. But she is aware of Trump’s Truth Social posts. That’s very...

instapundit.com

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Now, now. I'm sure that just like Kamala, the list is long and kinda distinguished.

 

[oze]

the list is long and kinda distinguished.

"So's my johnson". Sorry, I couldn't resist finishing Slider'sline there.

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

TMI, buddy

 

[BigRed]

Is that a duck...........


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Duck should be fine.

Gerbils are at risk.

 

[Magyars]

Is that a duck...........


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Gotta be the Bee

 

[Bugzilla]

"So's my johnson". Sorry, I couldn't resist finishing Slider'sline there.

 

[printcraft]

Duck should be fine.

Gerbils are at risk.

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

IRS may fine returned US hostages for late taxes: 'Embarrassing'​

 

[rbhargan]

IRS may fine returned US hostages for late taxes: 'Embarrassing'​

Their claim that "It is the law, we have no discretion in the matter" is contradicted by the numerous government three-letter agencies who routinely go, "**** the law. **** the Constitution. I do what I want, bitch!"

Most of these agencies should have their budgets cut by 50%.

Tarring and feathering was once an effective way for the citizenry to express their displeasure at arrogant government officials. I think it is time to resurrect that tradition.