Today's You Can't Make This Sh*t Up News

[indyblue]

IRS may fine returned US hostages for late taxes: 'Embarrassing'​

Those people deserve a stack of gold bars courtesy of uncle Sam for what they’ve been through.

 

[KLB]

Those people deserve a stack of gold bars courtesy of uncle Sam for what they’ve been through.

Nah. Let the rich politicians pay for it themselves.

 

[d.kaufman]

Those people deserve a stack of gold bars courtesy of uncle Sam for what they’ve been through.

I doubt the good ole USA has any gold bars in stock. Don't think Fort Knox could cover it personally

 

[indyblue]

Nah. Let the rich politicians pay for it themselves.

I doubt the good ole USA has any gold bars in stock. Don't think Fort Knox could cover it personally

All right, I could’ve said it better, but you know what I meant.

These folks deserve medals of valor and to be celebrated as heroes just for surviving.

Instead, they’re being persecuted with the threat of lawfare? Hasn’t the IRS ever heard of extenuating circumstances?

 

[BigRed]

IRS may fine returned US hostages for late taxes: 'Embarrassing'​

We should adopt a policy of exchanging irs scum for hostages at the rate of 50,000 to 1.

 

[BigRed]

All right, I could’ve said it better, but you know what I meant.

These folks deserve medals of valor and to be celebrated as heroes just for surviving.

Instead, they’re being persecuted with the threat of lawfare? Hasn’t the IRS ever heard of extenuating circumstances?

It's the environment where a piece of **** like Lois Lerner thrived. What else would you expect?

 

[2tonic]

Those people deserve a stack of gold bars courtesy of uncle Sam for what they’ve been through.

Better yet.... These people deserve 30 minutes in the Thunderdome with Biden, Harris, The Squad, our assh*le Sec of State, and any of the other pro-Hamas rats they'd care to name.

Oh yeah, the former hostages get 3 weapons of choice (no restrictions) and the political pukes can defend themselves with their rhetoric.

 

[2tonic]

Hasn’t the IRS ever heard of extenuating circumstances?

Only when it applies to Bill Clinton in the Oval Office.......

 

[Eric66]

We should adopt a policy of exchanging irs scum for hostages at the rate of 50,000 to 1.

Seems almost discriminatory if we don't include all the alphabet agencies.

 

[Shadow01]

Their claim that "It is the law, we have no discretion in the matter" is contradicted by the numerous government three-letter agencies who routinely go, "**** the law. **** the Constitution. I do what I want, bitch!"

Most of these agencies should have their budgets cut by 50%.

Tarring and feathering was once an effective way for the citizenry to express their displeasure at arrogant government officials. I think it is time to resurrect that tradition.

Stoning is more effective

 

[Bugzilla]

Stoning is more effective

I heard Saddam would put prisoners in wood chippers feet first. This sounds much more humane for these treasonous scum.

 

[actaeon277]

edit: according to comments... the thief was caught