Today's You Can't Make This Sh*t Up News

[GodFearinGunTotin]

The Dems are a**banging in the Senate chambers. No big deal. Prob just making a children's book.

Yeah, I’ve seen this story on the twitters. Most of the screen grabs weren’t fit to post here.

 

[smokingman]

Rewarding Obesity, Southwest Giving Free Second Seats To 'Customers of Size' | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

 

[smokingman]

The Dems are a**banging in the Senate chambers. No big deal. Prob just making a children's book.

A staffer of Democrat Senator Ben Cardin filmed himself having buttsex in the Senate Hearing room.

No real shock, but a bit of anger.

 

[jsx1043]

 

[Magyars]

 

[KellyinAvon]

I think this one gets it's own thread. In Gen Pol

 

[Mongo59]

Must be an attempt to win over the "pipe layers union"...

 

[Onebad06vtx]

Trump's fault ?

It sounds more like Hunters fault,was their a pile of cash in the crib?

 

[printcraft]

Must be an attempt to win over the "pipe layers union"...

I don't know why the uaw mouthpiece fain hasn't come out in support yet... should be a announcement this week.

 

[actaeon277]

I don't know why the uaw mouthpiece fain hasn't come out in support yet... should be a announcement this week.

Funny that they say the outrage is "just because" it's gay sex, and it's homophobia.

Umm. Anybody remember Bill Clinton?
Maybe, don't have sex at your government workplace.

 

[JCSR]

Funny that they say the outrage is "just because" it's gay sex, and it's homophobia.

Umm. Anybody remember Bill Clinton?
Maybe, don't have sex at your government workplace.

 

[JCSR]

I had constant sniffles.... it led to doctors cutting off my entire NOSE​

I had constant sniffles... it led to doctors cutting off my whole NOSE

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: Lisa Mercer from Liverpool was diagnosed with stage two paranasal sinus and skull-based cancer in 2022 after suffering with a painful 'stuffy' nose.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I think we all saw this coming and know where it will end up.

 

[Ingomike]

‘Conquered’: Minnesota’s New Flag Bears a Strong Resemblance to THIS Flag

pjmedia.com

 

[JCSR]

WTF?

How doctors are cutting babies' TONGUES to make breastfeeding easier

Midwives and doctors have aggressively recommended that babies undergo a risky procedure to make breastfeeding easier, with potentially disastrous consequences.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Ingomike]

WTF?

How doctors are cutting babies' TONGUES to make breastfeeding easier

Midwives and doctors have aggressively recommended that babies undergo a risky procedure to make breastfeeding easier, with potentially disastrous consequences.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Another fallout from the break up of the family. Breastfeeding counselors my azz. That was grandma or great grandma’s job and they didn’t need high paid specialists...

 

[Quiet Observer]

Another fallout from the break up of the family. Breastfeeding counselors my azz. That was grandma or great grandma’s job and they didn’t need high paid specialists...

I assume that you mean that grandma gives advice on breastfeeding. With the popularity of bottle feeding over the past few decades, many women do not know how to breastfeed. They would not know what to tell their daughters. Sometimes gramma is hundreds of miles away. I worked post-partum and mother-baby care in the US Naval Hospitals in Millington, TN and Okinawa. I coached many new mothers at breastfeeding.

Concerning the frenotomy. It reminds me of the circumcision debates. Those against it came out with all sorts of horror stories about mutilation or poor sexual satisfaction in later life. Parents can be in an emotional bind from all the conflicting information they are given.

I had a frenotomy in 1950 when I was five years old for a speech impediment. It was done by our family doctor in his office.

Tongue-tie (ankyloglossia) - Symptoms and causes

www.mayoclinic.org

 

[Michigan Slim]

I think I got my wife pregnant being her breast-feeding councilor. It started with a back rub.

 

[Nazgul]

True story. My wife was breast feeding our 2nd daughter, she was 6 months old. She started a conversation with me about having another baby. I was ok with another but really thought we should wait a year or so. The conversation went back and forth for awhile until she said "Well, it is TOO LATE! I'm pregnant again". So...daughter #3....

Don

 

[printcraft]

True story. My wife was breast feeding our 2nd daughter, she was 6 months old. She started a conversation with me about having another baby. I was ok with another but really thought we should wait a year or so. The conversation went back and forth for awhile until she said "Well, it is TOO LATE! I'm pregnant again". So...daughter #3....

Don

Dang, got her pregnant just by talking to her? Man, you're good...