Today's You Can't Make This Sh*t Up News

[KMaC]

He was in prison for illegal possession of explosives. I like that the court somehow gave him a hall pass to go home and prepare for turn over of property to Feds. Yeah he prepared alright.
"At the time of the incident, Rodvelt had been in an Arizona jail since April 2017 on charges of unlawful possession of explosives, but courts had released him for two weeks so he could prepare to turn over the property."

 

[Timjoebillybob]

If only I had been there to help this could have been avoided.

Commenters express SYMPATHY for woman who admitted beach masturbation

The video, which has been viewed more than 2.5 million times, drew sympathy from many viewers, with many criticizing the cops' decision to book her.

www.dailymail.co.uk

What I didn't see mentioned was that she committed suicide after the video came out.

MSN

 

[JCSR]

She was a very troubled lady. Suicide 8 months later

Georgia woman arrested for masturbating on public beach killed herself

DailyMail.com can reveal that eight months after her arrest, Christina Revels-Glick was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[DoggyDaddy]

What I didn't see mentioned was that she committed suicide after the video came out.

MSN

From the link:
The 35-year-old's passing was unrelated to the beach incident.

 

[foszoe]

From the link:
The 35-year-old's passing was unrelated to the beach incident.

Never believe the msm

 

[KLB]

Never believe the msm

Wasn't it before it went viral?

 

[foszoe]

Wasn't it before it went viral?

I was meaning that the suicide was unrelated.

 

[KLB]

I was meaning that the suicide was unrelated.

I understand. To be related though, I would think it would have to have been viral first. Sounds like she had issues all around according to the family.

 

[foszoe]

I understand. To be related though, I would think it would have to have been viral first. Sounds like she had issues all around according to the family.

Someone finally gets me!

 

[smokingman]

 

[Mongo59]

One booby trap included a hot tub which was set to roll down a hill like the infamous boulder scene from the Raiders of the Lost Ark movie in 1981.

Indiana Jones fan, 72, jailed for 12 years for rigging home with traps

A 72-year-old man from Oregon has been jailed for 12 years after rigging his home with 'intricate and deadly' booby traps inspired by Indiana Jones.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Ah, the old 'deadly hot tub trick'...

 

[jsx1043]

Yup, this is where we’re at. South side of Indy, Madison northbound by National. I actually had to turn around and go read it again to make sure I read it right.

Stop the planet, I want to get off.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

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Yup, this is where we’re at. South side of Indy, Madison northbound by National. I actually had to turn around and go read it again to make sure I read it right.

Stop the planet, I want to get off.

There's one on Meridian too I believe.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Not sure where we discussed this previously but since this thread is general enough and active I’ll drop it here.

Per the testimony the Nannie’s are forcing technology that either doesn’t exist or has not been proven.

“As you mentioned, the false positives would far outweigh the advantages. You have a mother who swerves to miss wildlife and then goes around a pothole, then pulls over for an ambulance, and the dashboard is the juror and the executioner, and it says get over to the side of the road with your kids and wait there.”

 

[JCSR]

I think throwing someone's head out the window is very disrespectful.​

Cops find Jeffrey Surgent, 46, 'lying naked on top of his 74-year-old mom's decapitated body after he killed her and threw her head out of the window'​

Cops find son 'naked on top of his 74-year-old mom's decapitated body'

Jeffrey Surgent, 46, called the cops at 4pm on December 8 and told them he had killed his mother. Upon arrival at Surgent's apartment they found him naked and top of 74-year-old Alexandria Surgent

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Ingomike]

Not sure where we discussed this previously but since this thread is general enough and active I’ll drop it here.

Per the testimony the Nannie’s are forcing technology that either doesn’t exist or has not been proven.

“As you mentioned, the false positives would far outweigh the advantages. You have a mother who swerves to miss wildlife and then goes around a pothole, then pulls over for an ambulance, and the dashboard is the juror and the executioner, and it says get over to the side of the road with your kids and wait there.”

AIR it was the EV thread…

 

[smokingman]

Oh, no...why....Why....WHY!!!?

Oh No! Satanic Goat Skull Display In Iowa's State Capitol Destroyed | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Well, that’s ironic.

Turkish lawmaker who had heart attack after saying Israel ‘will suffer the wrath of Allah’ dies

Hasan Bitmez died Thursday after spending two days on life support following his collapse.

nypost.com

 

[HKFaninCarmel]

The Dems are a**banging in the Senate chambers. No big deal. Prob just making a children's book.