Today's You Can't Make This Sh*t Up News

[yeahbaby]

And you thought pineapple on pizza was a terrible idea.

DiGiorno Unveils Thanksgiving Pizza

The pizza includes turkey, gravy sauce, sweet potatoes, green beans and cranberries, and a crispy onion topping.

www.ien.com

Some things just need to be left as is. I love pineapple. No way on my pizza.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Holy crap. I'm mixing up incidents. I saw a photo of a 17yo white teen beaten to death.


Its really sad when we cant keep mob beatings straight.

 

[JCSR]

This isn't the kid that was killed. It is another incident.

This one I think. They arrested 8 din-do-nuffins.

Las Vegas teens who beat 17-year-old student to death near high school facing murder charges

Eight teenagers are facing murder charges in connection with the deadly beating of a student near a Las Vegas high school earlier this month, according to officials.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Ziggidy]

And you thought pineapple on pizza was a terrible idea.

DiGiorno Unveils Thanksgiving Pizza

The pizza includes turkey, gravy sauce, sweet potatoes, green beans and cranberries, and a crispy onion topping.

www.ien.com

 

[JCSR]

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[Lpherr]

And you thought pineapple on pizza was a terrible idea.

DiGiorno Unveils Thanksgiving Pizza

The pizza includes turkey, gravy sauce, sweet potatoes, green beans and cranberries, and a crispy onion topping.

www.ien.com

 

[printcraft]

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How about a nice beer to wash those down?

Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Beer Is Officially a Thing in DFW

Also: Downtown’s ritziest restaurant adds drive-thru COVID-19 testing to the menu

dallas.eater.com

We Try Martin House's Mayonnaise Beer ... 'for Some Reason'

If you've ever thought, "Yummm ... mayonnaise beer ...." well, great news, Homer.

www.dallasobserver.com

 

[patience0830]

This one is tough to watch.

Shots fired at that point.

 

[flatlander]

This one is tough to watch.

I've got an answer for that behavior but I'd get banned.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

What have we, as so people, done to our children?

 

[xwing]

How about a nice beer to wash those down?

Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Beer Is Officially a Thing in DFW

Also: Downtown’s ritziest restaurant adds drive-thru COVID-19 testing to the menu

dallas.eater.com

We Try Martin House's Mayonnaise Beer ... 'for Some Reason'

If you've ever thought, "Yummm ... mayonnaise beer ...." well, great news, Homer.

www.dallasobserver.com

Actually the first one might be good. I've had chili pepper hot hard cider and also wine infused with Habanero peppers. Both were really tasty; they were hot enough that you felt it, but not "burn your tongue off" hot. It adds an interesting dynamic to the flavor.

 

[hopper68]

How about a nice beer to wash those down?

Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Beer Is Officially a Thing in DFW

Also: Downtown’s ritziest restaurant adds drive-thru COVID-19 testing to the menu

dallas.eater.com

We Try Martin House's Mayonnaise Beer ... 'for Some Reason'

If you've ever thought, "Yummm ... mayonnaise beer ...." well, great news, Homer.

www.dallasobserver.com

Flaming hot beer, it burns going in and out. Imagine the poor sole getting up after a night on the town to relieve themselves having to wonder if the sensation they are feeling is from what they drank or what they brought home.

 

[JCSR]

Flaming hot beer, it burns going in and out. Imagine the poor sole getting up after a night on the town to relieve themselves having to wonder if the sensation they are feeling is from what they drank or what they brought home.

 

[Bugzilla]

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Good thing they don’t have smellivision!

 

[JCSR]

 

[JCSR]

You can get more that diarrhea at Taco Bell

Taco Bell employee sues over wild staff Christmas party

A Taco Bell employee is suing the popular fast food chain after a Christmas party at one of its restaurants descended into debauchery.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[smokingman]

 

[JCSR]

@printcraft why haven't you told us about “anal rejuvenation,” ?

Botox for Buttholes: Yes, It’s a Thing

Anal rejuvenation is a new niche in colorectal medicine.

www.thecut.com

 

[printcraft]

@printcraft why haven't you told us about “anal rejuvenation,” ?

Botox for Buttholes: Yes, It’s a Thing

Anal rejuvenation is a new niche in colorectal medicine.

www.thecut.com

We run all natural…

 

[printcraft]

Divorce…