The Road Rage Thread

[mom45]

For NWI drivers: Take a trip by Westfield Mall. Have some TUMS, and a couple of Tylenols before you go, the nitwits are there in force. Demolition Derby driving at it's best!
Cut off drivers, pop a left turn in the middle of 200 cars going straight, speed up the parking lot aisles to fight out for the 2nd or 3rd parking space, turn signals blinking and going straight, little kids running out between SUV's that you can't see past, just a blast.
Ho ho ho, not the place to go!

I keep forgetting they renamed the mall! I was trying to figure out where the heck you were talking about. I avoid that place when it ISN'T Christmas...sure wouldn't attempt to go there this weekend!

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

For NWI drivers: Take a trip by Westfield Mall. Have some TUMS, and a couple of Tylenols before you go, the nitwits are there in force. Demolition Derby driving at it's best!
Cut off drivers, pop a left turn in the middle of 200 cars going straight, speed up the parking lot aisles to fight out for the 2nd or 3rd parking space, turn signals blinking and going straight, little kids running out between SUV's that you can't see past, just a blast.
Ho ho ho, not the place to go!

I keep forgetting they renamed the mall! I was trying to figure out where the heck you were talking about. I avoid that place when it ISN'T Christmas...sure wouldn't attempt to go there this weekend!

I love internet shopping! I'll let the UPS or FedEx guy fight all that traffic whenever possible.

 

[Mackey]

To all you smokers.
Please obtain your "The World Is My Ashtray" bumper sticker and apply it immediately.

 

[Bunnykid68]

To all you smokers.
Please obtain your "The World Is My Ashtray" bumper sticker and apply it immediately.

Can't, using that money for another pack of smokes

 

[RedneckReject]

To all you smokers.
Please obtain your "The World Is My Ashtray" bumper sticker and apply it immediately.

Not all of us throw it out the window. Some of us have ashtrays in our cars that we use.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Not all of us throw it out the window. Some of us have ashtrays in our cars that we use.

And some people just dump them in parking lots, BUT they are no worse than the non smokers that dump their trash out too. 1 styrofoam cup is as much trash as a pack of cigarette butts

 

[Mackey]

The last road rage I had was when a car full of young teens got behind me at a light and started honking furiously and waving their hands the split second the light turned green. I got so mad I jumped out and hollered at them, hurling every explicative in my vocabulary and shaking my fists. They were dumbfounded. Then the driver sheepishly pointed to my bumper. Unbeknownst to me, my wife I put a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker on there.
oops.

 

[mom45]

To all you smokers.
Please obtain your "The World Is My Ashtray" bumper sticker and apply it immediately.

I love the ones that dump their ashtrays in the intersection or toss their butts in my driveway!

 

[mom45]

The last road rage I had was when a car full of young teens got behind me at a light and started honking furiously and waving their hands the split second the light turned green. I got so mad I jumped out and hollered at them, hurling every explicative in my vocabulary and shaking my fists. They were dumbfounded. Then the driver sheepishly pointed to my bumper. Unbeknownst to me, my wife I put a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker on there.
oops.

 

[Deputy Dawg]

Ah, come on. How do you think she got to 75 years old, well it was "white-knuckling" it down the road/street, many mph's under the speed limit.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

The last road rage I had was when a car full of young teens got behind me at a light and started honking furiously and waving their hands the split second the light turned green. I got so mad I jumped out and hollered at them, hurling every explicative in my vocabulary and shaking my fists. They were dumbfounded. Then the driver sheepishly pointed to my bumper. Unbeknownst to me, my wife I put a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker on there.
oops.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

And some people just dump them in parking lots, BUT they are no worse than the non smokers that dump their trash out too. 1 styrofoam cup is as much trash as a pack of cigarette butts

Maybe if they charged a $1 deposit on all Mountain Dew, Big Red bottles, McDonald's sacks, and styrofoam cups?

 

[olhorseman]

Total lack of knowledge when comes to road use.....You can not fix stupid. Useless to try.

And get out the popcorn when a traffic light isn't working. It truly is amazing that people don't know the rules. Everyone should know you hit the accelerator and horn simultaneously.

 

[churchmouse]

And get out the popcorn when a traffic light isn't working. It truly is amazing that people don't know the rules. Everyone should know you hit the accelerator and horn simultaneously.



The ability to properly use a 4 way stop scenario at a failed signal is lost on 75% of the driving populace.

 

[Caleb]

I absolutely hate it when somebody passes me in the right turn lane and cuts me off right at the end! ****ing *******s!

I also hate it when I'm going home in Nashville from Columbus late at night after work, I'm already doing 5 mph over and there always that ****ing idiot that quickly comes up behind me with their brights on, tailgates me several miles WITH THEIR BRIGHTS ON, then proceed to past me with such excessive speed, and then be gone out of my sight within a min. Never fails, every single time I come home late at night! I hope and pray I get some stupid bright 6k lumens LED offroad lights for Christmas, because I'm going to light up some people's retinas.

 

[olhorseman]

I absolutely hate it when somebody passes me in the right turn lane and cuts me off right at the end! ****ing *******s!

I also hate it when I'm going home in Nashville from Columbus late at night after work, I'm already doing 5 mph over and there always that ****ing idiot that quickly comes up behind me with their brights on, tailgates me several miles WITH THEIR BRIGHTS ON, then proceed to past me with such excessive speed, and then be gone out of my sight within a min. Never fails, every single time I come home late at night! I hope and pray I get some stupid bright 6k lumens LED offroad lights for Christmas, because I'm going to light up some people's retinas.

My 1st retirement projects are train horns for cell phone yappers and enough lights on my vehicles to make others think Vegas is coming to them.

 

[Caleb]

My 1st retirement projects are train horns for cell phone yappers and enough lights on my vehicles to make others think Vegas is coming to them.

Exactly my plan! Aside from bigger tires, bigger lift, and getting my axles fixed, I'm going to try to get a rear bumper welded up, offroad lights installed, and rhinoline my floorboard.

 

[Frosty]

Tot he lady at Walmart that doesn't know cars going down the aisle don't have to yield to cars backing up, you shouldn't talk like that in a car loaded with kids.

Oh, and you guys do know we have a law here that says truck drivers aren't allowed in the third lane right? There's signs everywhere, trucks and vehicles with trailers use right two lanes.

 

[GunSlinger]

I absolutely hate it when somebody passes me in the right turn lane and cuts me off right at the end! ****ing *******s!

I also hate it when I'm going home in Nashville from Columbus late at night after work, I'm already doing 5 mph over and there always that ****ing idiot that quickly comes up behind me with their brights on, tailgates me several miles WITH THEIR BRIGHTS ON, then proceed to past me with such excessive speed, and then be gone out of my sight within a min. Never fails, every single time I come home late at night! I hope and pray I get some stupid bright 6k lumens LED offroad lights for Christmas, because I'm going to light up some people's retinas.

I feel ya brother! Don't let it bother you, they'll get to the deer before you!

 

[GunSlinger]

You can not afford all the chips required to film them all. This area is slowly becoming little Chicago. Anyone who has spent any time in Chicago will know exactly what I mean.

Yep, and the Dan Ryan is STILL under construction!