The race to 50, who will it be today and what do they want

[Ballstater98]

Well, carry on then. I didn't get one of those naps but I'm sure if I had suggested it, I would have!

Funny how that works that way. My dearest made that suggestion and it was an elbows over teacups race to the bedroom.

Stay safe out there.

Wise words!
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[Crbn79]

I can't believe he called us TROLLS!

One liner! Reported!

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

Wise words!
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Vasectomy for the win!

P.S. Do Not, and I repeat, DO NOT google images of vasectomies, looking for a funny meme. My life will never be the same again.

 

[RustyHornet]

One liner! Reported!

Awwww not again.....

 

[pudly]

Awwww not again.....

One liner! Reported!

 

[churchmouse]

I miss "All" the good stuff.

 

[RustyHornet]

One liner! Reported!

Crap!!!

 

[FWJK]

This thread should be required reading for all newbies. Not just for the obvious lessons, but for the humor as well!

 

[Crbn79]

Vasectomy for the win!

P.S. Do Not, and I repeat, DO NOT google images of vasectomies, looking for a funny meme. My life will never be the same again.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

Quick, need eye bleach...

 

[churchmouse]

That is near a bannable offense right there.

 

[RustyHornet]

That is near a bannable offense right there.

Do it!!! We've been waiting all day for the hammer to fall!

 

[Crbn79]

Quick, need eye bleach...

As requested...

 

[Ballstater98]

As requested...

 

[pudly]

Quick, need eye bleach...

As requested...

Even better when combined with:

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

I'll take number one. Bacon comes without drama.

 

[Crbn79]

More betterer

 

[Ballstater98]

I'll take number one. Bacon comes without drama.

Until it is the last piece. Then

 

[Ballstater98]

More betterer

The wife keeps asking me why I keep laughing. Guess she shouldn't have given up social media for Lent!

 

[1775usmarine]

What is this an outtake of Total Recall?