The race to 50, who will it be today and what do they want

[AngryRooster]

There is sex here?

Only if you know the right password.

 

[mom45]

Only if you know the right password.

Off to find my decoder ring

 

[kramer5702]

No need for a decoder ring...just walk up and say "hello"...works for us men everytime lol

 

[churchmouse]

Off to find my decoder ring

Battery's dead in mine.....

 

[mom45]

No need for a decoder ring...just walk up and say "hello"...works for us men everytime lol

QFT! I don't even have to say hello...just walk past the hubby and he thinks that is an invitation. LOL!

 

[kramer5702]

My wife does the same thing...so that's not always an automatic yes from women?

 

[mom45]

My wife does the same thing...so that's not always an automatic yes from women?

No. It is not. Sometimes it just isn't.

 

[kramer5702]

Well...I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that!

 

[dak109]

I don't remember you being mentioned.
You participated in conversations.

Runners will generally jump into a conversation, or resurrect an old thread and say something like, "I agree".
Once in a while, that's not bad.
But when you have 50 posts that say that.....

I agree.

 

[=Josh=]

QFT! I don't even have to say hello...just walk past the hubby and he thinks that is an invitation. LOL!

My wife is 16w pregnant. If I even THINK about sex, I'd get shot a dirty look.

 

[Gluemanz28]

My wife is 16w pregnant. If I even THINK about sex, I'd get shot a dirty look.

Better to shot a dirty look than to be........ Well shot of course

You could even remind her how she got that way

 

[mom45]

Well...I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that!

 

[Dead Duck]

My wife is 16w pregnant. If I even THINK about sex, I'd get shot a dirty look.

That's OK.
She's gonna jump you by the third trimester. The "Glowing" months.

Just look out...

 

[Bill of Rights]

QFT! I don't even have to say hello...just walk past the hubby and he thinks that is an invitation. LOL!

I saw this image somewhere a long time ago. Thought it was appropriate here for some reason. Enjoy.

 

[Bigtanker]

I saw this image somewhere a long time ago. Thought it was appropriate here for some reason. Enjoy.

I've seen that before and laugh every time I do.

 

[=Josh=]

That's OK.
She's gonna jump you by the third trimester. The "Glowing" months.

Just look out...

With our first, it was a 9 month dry spell + 3. It hasn't been quite that bad this time around, but not far off.

 

[Expat]

With our first, it was a 9 month dry spell + 3. It hasn't been quite that bad this time around, but not far off.

Damn, we never slowed down except those couple of weeks after birth.

 

[femurphy77]

Eeeeewwww! He said "after birth"!!!

 

[churchmouse]

Eeeeewwww! He said "after birth"!!!

Ugh..........Way to early for that video.

 

[singlesix]

Never thought I'd wish for a runner.