The Official Status Update Thread/The thread about nothing.

[chezuki]

Fun Fact: I **** in a litterbox once at a house party in high school. It was one of those "someone's parents were out of town" parties and the litterbox was in the bathroom of the master bedroom where no one was supposed to be. I made a man-size deposit. Kid that lived there was a douchebag, I hope his parents were the ones to find it.

 

[RedneckReject]

Fun Fact: I **** in a litterbox once at a house party in high school. It was one of those "someone's parents were out of town" parties and the litterbox was in the bathroom of the master bedroom where no one was supposed to be. I made a man-size deposit. Kid that lived there was a douchebag, I hope his parents were the ones to find it.

I don't think I ever did that. I did **** in a plastic grocery bag once. When you absolutely have to go you absolutely have to go

 

[RedneckReject]

Oh and just so you all know I am NOT Sarah Jessica Parker. She's far more horsey than I

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Fun Fact: I **** in a litterbox once at a house party in high school. It was one of those "someone's parents were out of town" parties and the litterbox was in the bathroom of the master bedroom where no one was supposed to be. I made a man-size deposit. Kid that lived there was a douchebag, I hope his parents were the ones to find it.

I bet they put the kitty to sleep the next day! , , I once **** in a guys hard hat cause he pissed me off! Was some of my best work!

 

[chezuki]

I bet they put the kitty to sleep the next day! , , I once **** in a guys hard hat cause he pissed me off! Was some of my best work!

Bonus points if you can add the DQ "curl" to the top!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I don't think I ever did that. I did **** in a plastic grocery bag once. When you absolutely have to go you absolutely have to go

So, , your sure your a chic right! Really not sure how I didn't pick up on that last time!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Bonus points if you can add the DQ "curl" to the top!

Just like DQ does it!!!!

 

[RedneckReject]

I bet they put the kitty to sleep the next day! , , I once **** in a guys hard hat cause he pissed me off! Was some of my best work!

You guys are making me feel like that dumb kid that never did anything cool. I never **** in anyone's hat or in a litter box. I did duct tape some chick to some dude after they both passed out drunk with his dangle in her mouth. Good times!

 

[chezuki]

So, , your sure your a chic right! Really not sure how I didn't pick up on that last time!

 

[chezuki]

You guys are making me feel like that dumb kid that never did anything cool. I never **** in anyone's hat or in a litter box. I did duct tape some chick to some dude after they both passed out drunk with his dangle in her mouth. Good times!

Umm... I'd say she was doing it wrong. No man is THAT drunk!!

 

[RedneckReject]

There's even a picture of me on there! Although I didn't know that apples pooped

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

You guys are making me feel like that dumb kid that never did anything cool. I never **** in anyone's hat or in a litter box. I did duct tape some chick to some dude after they both passed out drunk with his dangle in her mouth. Good times!

Nice! If you only would of **** on them! Would of made you a legend!

 

[RedneckReject]

Umm... I'd say she was doing it wrong. No man is THAT drunk!!

I think he was pretty much passed out when she started. To be fair, we were all pretty tanked that night. I don't remember if he was awake or not when she began but I do know that it ended with them both out cold....and taped to each other.

 

[RedneckReject]

Nice! If you only would of **** on them! Would of made you a legend!

As tanked as we all were that night I'm surprised no one puked on them. Oh, college days......

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Well time to go back to sleep, I got up to take a crap, how ironic is that? The old lady is gonna be surprise when she puts her hat on tomorrow!!! Oh well, some habits are hard to break. Night all!

 

[RedneckReject]

Well time to go back to sleep, I got up to take a crap, how ironic is that? The old lady is gonna be surprise when she puts her hat on tomorrow!!! Oh well, some habits are hard to break. Night all!

 

[RedneckReject]

Wait a minute. He got up to poop but was posting. Was he poop posting???

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Wait a minute. He got up to poop but was posting. Was he poop posting???

I'm a professional! Dammit, I'm out!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Or am I?

 

[RedneckReject]

I'm a professional! Dammit, I'm out!!

Impressive, sir