We bought a new mattress last night and I really did try very hard to be the first one to fart on it. I think I failed
yep... I farted putting it on the bed
So many sig lines, so little time!came pretty close to the 1st shart too
came pretty close to the 1st shart too
So many sig lines, so little time!
First farts are the best!He always beats me to the first fart
But did you fart on it once we were laying on it last night?
once it was on the bed and i was straightening it... Yep... SBD baby..
ugh freezing rain is here
Would that be like a feed bag, but for the other end?I hate you. You always beat me to it.
Gasbag....
Would that be like a feed bag, but for the other end?
Feedbag full of cheese fries! MmmNeed food.
Not to be mistaken for a douchbag then!Yeah but things come out of your body into the bag instead of the other way around
Not to be mistaken for a douchbag then!
This is true! We've never fought over the first fart, , , yet!Well, SNS is kind of a douchebag too. You don't know him like I do. Trust me
Although I have traded him some ammo goodies for sex with Sarah Jessica Parker earlier tonight!Well, SNS is kind of a douchebag too. You don't know him like I do. Trust me
This is true! We've never fought over the first fart, , , yet!
We just like to one up each other
Gotta counter that with Hershey squirts on the pillows!If this is true, you'll have a steaming log on the mattress waiting for him when he gets home!