The Official Status Update Thread: Part 95 - Braveheart

[Frosty]

Tell them that I have good bribery material.

 

[db1959]

Put me in a car for more than an hour and I am guaranteed to fall asleep.


Anyone want to go on a road trip with me? I'm driving!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Sunrise or sunset?

Sunset, in a mud storm!!

 

[Frosty]

It's news to me. $14.50/year. They only offer $25/two years. Milking the tax payers...every cent.

Probably covers the gas for the police runs when the cat sets the alarm off!

 

[db1959]

Sunset, in a mud storm!!

I'm picturing a field, a manure spreader and a pant less pirate

 

[Frosty]

Sunset, in a mud storm!!

Hmm... You had me until mud storm!

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Put me in a car for more than an hour and I am guaranteed to fall asleep.


Anyone want to go on a road trip with me? I'm driving!

Not if you're sleeping.....

 

[db1959]

Probably covers the gas for the police runs when the cat sets the alarm off!

the cats are my alarm but I don't have a permit for them.

 

[mom45]

Put me in a car for more than an hour and I am guaranteed to fall asleep.


Anyone want to go on a road trip with me? I'm driving!

My kids never liked it when I was driving and told them I thought I should take a nap.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

You have to label it as cornfield abstract. It'll sell

The air freshener kinda ruins it! But ya gotta have one, , , or two!

 

[Frosty]

Put me in a car for more than an hour and I am guaranteed to fall asleep.


Anyone want to go on a road trip with me? I'm driving!

I want to die like my grandpa, in his sleep… not screaming like the passengers in his car.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

I'm picturing a field, a manure spreader and a pant less pirate

Arrrrrrgghhh

 

[db1959]

Not if you're sleeping.....

evening G23

You wont notice a difference in my driving. Awake, asleep, it's all the same

 

[LoriW]

Howdy Lori, , , and stop encouraging them on!!

Hi! Can't help it

Put me in a car for more than an hour and I am guaranteed to fall asleep.


Anyone want to go on a road trip with me? I'm driving!

I have the same problem....really not good when you ARE the driver

Probably covers the gas for the police runs when the cat sets the alarm off!

At my last job the store got a bill from the police for a false alarm from the alarm system. I forget how much it was since I didn't have to pay it

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Hmm... You had me until mud storm!

You can be my assistant, I need someone to clean my brushes!!

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

Probably covers the gas for the police runs when the cat sets the alarm off!

That's what I assumed. BS calls = hassle.

 

[Frosty]

My kids never liked it when I was driving and told them I thought I should take a nap.

That's my mom, put her behind the wheel and she is about to pass out after 5 miles. It never bothers me unless it's cloudy and rainy, those days SUCK!

 

[db1959]

calling it a night...take care all

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

g'nite db

 

[db1959]

I guess if I have problems falling asleep at night I could always go for a long drive.