The Official Status Update Thread: Part 93- Global Warming on my Driveway

[SEIndSAM]

I have been lucky, never had more than 3 nights in a hospital.

 

[db1959]

Mmm... Bacon! Can somebody run some bacon over to the BP in Plainfield? Please?

I seriously doubt it. It would be eaten by the time it got there.

 

[db1959]

I have been lucky, never had more than 3 nights in a hospital.

Not one night for me.

 

[Frosty]

wait, you work there?

No no, my wife's car decided to die on me here about 4 this afternoon… waiting on a tow truck now

 

[Suprtek]

Yup. My bro had just paid off the last operation when this hit. He went in for laparoscopic procedure and they ended up slicing him open.

I have 2 sets of[FONT=arial, sans-serif] laparoscopic scars and one 4 inch long scar. My gut looks like its been to war. I don't care what it looks like anymore. Unrestricted bacon is much more important.[/FONT]

 

[SEIndSAM]

Not one night for me.

I had my appendix rupture when I was 14. That kept me in 3 nights

 

[MrsGungho]

I seriously doubt it. It would be eaten by the time it got there.

I did just have a nice steak off the grill. I cooked it perfect too. so I might be able to make it over there with bacon. Only if I put it all the way in the back though so I can't reach it

 

[Frosty]

I seriously doubt it. It would be eaten by the time it got there.

Your all heart db

 

[MrsGungho]

I have 2 sets of laparoscopic scars and one 4 inch long scar. My gut looks like its been to war. I don't care what it looks like anymore. Unrestricted bacon is much more important.

hey, I am close. 1 laparoscopic scar and a 4 inch scar from the boy. laporoscopy was easy compared to the real surgery

 

[Suprtek]

10 days?!?!

when I had abdominal surgery I was off for 8 weeks. Of course they cut me open to drag a huge kid out too

This sounds like a bad zombie movie but according to my doctor all of my intestines were laying on the table next to me during surgery. I'm glad there was no video.

 

[db1959]

I have 2 sets of laparoscopic scars and one 4 inch long scar. My gut looks like its been to war. I don't care what it looks like anymore. Unrestricted bacon is much more important.

My brother was born with half his gut innards on the wrong side.

 

[Frosty]

You guys are killing me! Any of you watch the Simpsons? The one where homer waits by his car for them to remove the boot and hours later he leaves to pee and the cop shows up? I am having an argument with my gut and bladder!

 

[MrsGungho]

This sounds like a bad zombie movie but according to my doctor all of my intestines were laying on the table next to me during surgery. I'm glad there was no video.

ewww

 

[db1959]

This sounds like a bad zombie movie but according to my doctor all of my intestines were laying on the table next to me during surgery. I'm glad there was no video.

Yeah, they doc said he had his intestines laid out and was going through them inch by inch feeling for lesions and scare tissue. I wonder how many times he dropped them

 

[Suprtek]

No no, my wife's car decided to die on me here about 4 this afternoon… waiting on a tow truck now

Is it a manual or automatic? If its a manual, the switch on the clutch pedal can prevent voltage from getting to the starter. If its an automatic the switch for park can do the same thing.

 

[db1959]

You guys are killing me! Any of you watch the Simpsons? The one where homer waits by his car for them to remove the boot and hours later he leaves to pee and the cop shows up? I am having an argument with my gut and bladder!

Pee on the curb. What could go wrong?

 

[Suprtek]

My brother was born with half his gut innards on the wrong side.

Wow. On the wrong side of what?

 

[MrsGungho]

sorry frosty that you're stuck. But I am really not going to bring you bacon. I wish you luck though

 

[db1959]

Is it a manual or automatic? If its a manual, the switch on the clutch pedal can prevent voltage from getting to the starter. If its an automatic the switch for park can do the same thing.

 

[SEIndSAM]

You guys are killing me! Any of you watch the Simpsons? The one where homer waits by his car for them to remove the boot and hours later he leaves to pee and the cop shows up? I am having an argument with my gut and bladder!

Got an empty Big Gulp cup in the car???