The Official Status Update Thread: Part 90 - HOME ALONe

[SaintsNSinners]

trade you 1 round of HP .22lr for it and a loaf of bread and 1/2 gallon of milk

 

[RedneckReject]

It was awful...As my life flashed before my eyes, I thought to myself that I'll no longer be able to eat bacon again....scared me to death!

Well yes I would assume that being murdered would be kind of scary

 

[Caleb]

trade you 1 round of HP .22lr for it and a loaf of bread and 1/2 gallon of milk

Knowing you, the bread is moldy and the milk is spoiled...plus I don't have a gun that shoots .22lr, in fact, I only shoot "real" guns.

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Knowing you, the bread is moldy and the milk is spoiled...plus I don't have a gun that shoots .22lr, in fact, I only shoot "real" guns.

Hard tack and breast milk.... I pumped it fresh today

 

[RedneckReject]

Hard tack and breast milk.... I pumped it fresh today

Where did you get the breast milk?

 

[Caleb]

Hard tack and breast milk.... I pumped it fresh today

Does your wife know you're giving away her breast milk to men you never met on the internet?

 

[SaintsNSinners]

who said it came from her? maybe I was filling a little full so I pumped

 

[RedneckReject]

Does your wife know you're giving away her breast milk to men you never met on the internet?

She does now

 

[SaintsNSinners]

John was playing with his long mustache pondering the lack of snow and subsequently tripped over the chair against the wall,

 

[Caleb]

She does now

dum dum DUM!!! *End of dramatic music*

 

[Birds Away]

Ok, I'm up before 4am. Where the hell is all the snow?

 

[RedneckReject]

Ok, I'm up before 4am. Where the hell is all the snow?

Good question!!!

 

[SaintsNSinners]

the snow got lost in Johns long mustache

 

[Birds Away]

I'm asking here. I thought this was the brain trust?

 

[RedneckReject]

dum dum DUM!!! *End of dramatic music*

It's ok. If he's getting breast milk from me, he's talented. These things dried up almost two years ago....almost exactly two years ago actually. My littlest one's birthday was today...technically yesterday now I guess. Wow times flies.

 

[RedneckReject]

I'm asking here. I thought this was the brain trust?

Seriously? We're like the INGO dunces

 

[SaintsNSinners]

looks like BGF will be closed for no reason

 

[Birds Away]

Today I should be going to the range with my new gun. Instead, they sent the wrong gun and now the range won't be open for me to at least shoot the old ones.

 

[RedneckReject]

Random cat is in my living room!

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Today I should be going to the range with my new gun. Instead, they sent the wrong gun and now the range won't be open for me to at least shoot the old ones.

same boat we are in... BGF preemptively closed for snow and there is no snow