The Official Status Update Thread: Part 90 - HOME ALONe

[SkullDaddy.45]

Some of us can!! I grew up in a house where "fart" was a swear word! My mother still yells at me if I say it

Well in our house a fart is an art form.

 

[RedneckReject]

Same here. When my dad said "damnit" you knew you were in big trouble.

I heard my dad say something was bullsh** once. I ran from the room in tears. I don't know if I had done something wrong or not but I wasn't about to stay and find out if he was THAT mad

 

[RedneckReject]

Well in our house a fart is an art form.

It was in our house too (to an extent). You just couldn't call it a fart. I was either passing gas....my mother liked to say someone "let a windy"

 

[MikeDVB]

It was in our house too (to an extent). You just couldn't call it a fart. I was either passing gas....my mother liked to say someone "let a windy"

My dad was always b****ing about the barking spiders and bullfrogs we always had around our house growing up :P

 

[db1959]

Barking spiders....That's what my uncle called them!

 

[RedneckReject]

My dad was always b****ing about the barking spiders and bullfrogs we always had around our house growing up :P

"There's a duck in here" was one of my mother's favorite excuses

 

[db1959]

when my grandma ripped a big one she always said "Oh Dear, that one got out"

 

[db1959]

Bed time. You all have a good night.

 

[RedneckReject]

Bed time. You all have a good night.

Goodnight!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

My dad was always b****ing about the barking spiders and bullfrogs we always had around our house growing up :P

We just blamed them on any animal in the room that couldn't talk! Just lean, let rip, then point at the cat!. Or dog or goldfish!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Bed time. You all have a good night.

Goodnight! dp

 

[mom45]

goodnight db

 

[MikeDVB]

We just blamed them on any animal in the room that couldn't talk! Just lean, let rip, then point at the cat!. Or dog or goldfish!

Awww...

My dogs fart all the time .

 

[RedneckReject]

Awww...

My dogs fart all the time .

One of mine does. The other one belches constantly

 

[MikeDVB]

One of mine does. The other one belches constantly

Are we talking about dogs? I wasn't... :P

Er wait... Yes... The dogs.

 

[RedneckReject]

Are we talking about dogs? I wasn't... :P

Er wait... Yes... The dogs.

I know you weren't. But I actually DO have dogs that do that. Makes it hard to tell when it was the dog or the man

 

[MikeDVB]

I know you weren't. But I actually DO have dogs that do that. Makes it hard to tell when it was the dog or the man

From my experience the dogs are usually way worse.

If you want to die but you can remain in the room it was the man. If you are actually physically perishing it was the dog... That's my experience .

 

[RedneckReject]

From my experience the dogs are usually way worse.

If you want to die but you can remain in the room it was the man. If you are actually physically perishing it was the dog... That's my experience .

Yeah dog farts are gross. I have a harder time distinguishing who belched.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

One of mine does. The other one belches constantly

And I'm sure the two things in this world that doesn't fart is the Queen of England and a horse with a wreath on its butt! Right?

 

[RedneckReject]

And I'm sure the two things in this world that doesn't fart is the Queen of England and a horse with a wreath on its butt! Right?

I wouldn't go that far but this dog has some nasty gas on a way too regular basis