The Official Status Update Thread: Part 114 - The Internet is still rising....

[GunSlinger]

Hey Gman, Supr, TT, churchmouse, Mrs.G, Mom, mbills, Sylvain, SD1...waiting to hear this story. Likely to be epic!

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

lmao guess when this was from:

Ten Used Magpul PMAG WWindow 30rd AR 5.56 for sale (996958419)

Jan or Feb of 2012?

 

[churchmouse]

Hey Gman, Supr, TT, churchmouse, Mrs.G, Mom, mbills, Sylvain, SD1...waiting to hear this story. Likely to be epic!

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Howdy cm.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I take Mrs. SkullDaddy out for dinner. There's a place a few blocks over. Since its so cold, I told her lets just drive and park on the street. So, we go in, order our food and she starts drinking margaritas. Very strong margaritas. While we're eating she sucks down 3 of them. She's feeling pretty good. So we start heading to the car and she's all over me! I'm thinking BINGO!!! In a few minutes I'll be in paradise, or at least I'll be able to see it from the dashboard lights. So we get in the jeep, and she's just all over me, thinking its going to happen right here!! Then she says " what the hell is that!" I'm like, well you've seen it a million times, what you mean what the hell is that? Then she points to the windshield. There's a ****ing parking ticket on our windshield. I go out to get it. She grabs it. Then she hits the roof!! $75 for a ****ing parking ticket. My wife is going berserk!! Screaming hollering throwing a fit. Needless to say my hot lil drunk wife is now my angry steaming mad she-demon. We drive home and she's just smoking mad all the way home. So I'm taking the city of Cleveland to court, someone in that justice building is going to give me a Bl#* job!! . . .,Dammit! It may take another two weeks to get her back in the mood!! . . Dammit!!

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

That sucks SD.

 

[mbills2223]

Jan or Feb of 2012?

I'd sure think so...holy cow!

 

[Trigger Time]

Hey Gman, Supr, TT, churchmouse, Mrs.G, Mom, mbills, Sylvain, SD1...waiting to hear this story. Likely to be epic!

Hey gunslinger! What did sd1 do?

 

[churchmouse]

I take Mrs. SkullDaddy out for dinner. There's a place a few blocks over. Since its so cold, I told her lets just drive and park on the street. So, we go in, order our food and she starts drinking margaritas. Very strong margaritas. While we're eating she sucks down 3 of them. She's feeling pretty good. So we start heading to the car and she's all over me! I'm thinking BINGO!!! In a few minutes I'll be in paradise, or at least I'll be able to see it from the dashboard lights. So we get in the jeep, and she's just all over me, thinking its going to happen right here!! Then she says " what the hell is that!" I'm like, well you've seen it a million times, what you mean what the hell is that? Then she points to the windshield. There's a ****ing parking ticket on our windshield. I go out to get it. She grabs it. Then she hits the roof!! $75 for a ****ing parking ticket. My wife is going berserk!! Screaming hollering throwing a fit. Needless to say my hot lil drunk wife is now my angry steaming mad she-demon. We drive home and she's just smoking mad all the way home. So I'm taking the city of Cleveland to court, someone in that justice building is going to give me a Bl#* job!! . . .,Dammit! It may take another two weeks to get her back in the mood!! . . Dammit!!

Total revenue stream in the heart of Liberal Cleveland.

 

[Snapdragon]

Sorry, SD.

 

[MrsGungho]

going to eat

I'll be back

 

[mom45]

I take Mrs. SkullDaddy out for dinner. There's a place a few blocks over. Since its so cold, I told her lets just drive and park on the street. So, we go in, order our food and she starts drinking margaritas. Very strong margaritas. While we're eating she sucks down 3 of them. She's feeling pretty good. So we start heading to the car and she's all over me! I'm thinking BINGO!!! In a few minutes I'll be in paradise, or at least I'll be able to see it from the dashboard lights. So we get in the jeep, and she's just all over me, thinking its going to happen right here!! Then she says " what the hell is that!" I'm like, well you've seen it a million times, what you mean what the hell is that? Then she points to the windshield. There's a ****ing parking ticket on our windshield. I go out to get it. She grabs it. Then she hits the roof!! $75 for a ****ing parking ticket. My wife is going berserk!! Screaming hollering throwing a fit. Needless to say my hot lil drunk wife is now my angry steaming mad she-demon. We drive home and she's just smoking mad all the way home. So I'm taking the city of Cleveland to court, someone in that justice building is going to give me a Bl#* job!! . . .,Dammit! It may take another two weeks to get her back in the mood!! . . Dammit!!

I bet if you tell that story to the judge, you get the ticket thrown out!! That is hysterical!


​May not work on a woman judge...

 

[Trigger Time]

I take Mrs. SkullDaddy out for dinner. There's a place a few blocks over. Since its so cold, I told her lets just drive and park on the street. So, we go in, order our food and she starts drinking margaritas. Very strong margaritas. While we're eating she sucks down 3 of them. She's feeling pretty good. So we start heading to the car and she's all over me! I'm thinking BINGO!!! In a few minutes I'll be in paradise, or at least I'll be able to see it from the dashboard lights. So we get in the jeep, and she's just all over me, thinking its going to happen right here!! Then she says " what the hell is that!" I'm like, well you've seen it a million times, what you mean what the hell is that? Then she points to the windshield. There's a ****ing parking ticket on our windshield. I go out to get it. She grabs it. Then she hits the roof!! $75 for a ****ing parking ticket. My wife is going berserk!! Screaming hollering throwing a fit. Needless to say my hot lil drunk wife is now my angry steaming mad she-demon. We drive home and she's just smoking mad all the way home. So I'm taking the city of Cleveland to court, someone in that justice building is going to give me a Bl#* job!! . . .,Dammit! It may take another two weeks to get her back in the mood!! . . Dammit!!

not funny but it is soooo funny

 

[Suprtek]

Yes, YUMMMM!

Cool! I'm out to get ready!! See ya!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

That sucks SD.

That's just mean G'man, just mean!! That's the problem, it didn't suck!!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

2013, says it right on there. Remember, it happens after the election, which was 2012.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I can hear her on the phone telling her sister. She's still mad!! Jeez O Peez!!

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

That's just mean G'man, just mean!! That's the problem, it didn't suck!!

Bad choice of words...[STRIKE]blows[/STRIKE]...I think I'd be suing too.

 

[mbills2223]

I can hear her on the phone telling her sister. She's still mad!! Jeez O Peez!!

Perhaps an angry %$^job is on the way

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Cock blocked by the City of Cleveland!!!