The Official Status Update Thread - Part 104: Shaun of the Dead

[RedneckReject]

Fun Fact:

I was scheduled off at 10pm. I agreed to stay until 0200 to cover an empty position... My relief who lives 45 minutes away just called and said she just woke up...


FML.

Sounds like what I've been doing at work the past couple days. Only in my case I was the a-hole who called in

 

[mbills2223]

Those bastards

 

[RedneckReject]

Those bastards

Did they kill Kenny???

 

[chezuki]

Fun Fact Update:

I'll be able to see my relief on camera when she's about 15 minutes away... I can't see her yet.

 

[RedneckReject]

Fun Fact Update:

I'll be able to see my relief on camera when she's about 15 minutes away... I can't see her yet.

Chez I don't know what your idea of fun is, but that doesn't sound like it to me

 

[chezuki]

[STRIKE]Fun[/STRIKE] Obnoxious, makes-me-want-to-smash-stuff Fact Update:

I'll be able to see my relief on camera when she's about 15 minutes away... I can't see her yet.

Chez I don't know what your idea of fun is, but that doesn't sound like it to me

FIFM.

 

[RedneckReject]

Ok that sounds better

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Chez I don't know what your idea of fun is, but that doesn't sound like it to me

Is she hot? And nekkid? That might make it more interesting!

 

[RedneckReject]

Is she hot? And nekkid? That might make it more interesting!

She could be. And if you want there's still a "toy" in my trash can outside. I can PM you my address and you're welcome to it

 

[chezuki]

Is she hot? And nekkid? That might make it more interesting!

A loud and resounding NO.


But the one at home she's preventing me from getting to is and might be.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

She could be. And if you want there's still a "toy" in my trash can outside. I can PM you my address and you're welcome to it

Well, it's not there anymore. I can't say anything else, besides it wasn't really purple, once ya cleaned it, it's a light blue color. Blue and brown makes purple. I've said to much.

 

[RedneckReject]

Well, it's not there anymore. I can't say anything else, besides it wasn't really purple, once ya cleaned it, it's a light blue color. Blue and brown makes purple. I've said to much.

Hope your midgets enjoy it!

 

[chezuki]

She could be. And if you want there's still a "toy" in my trash can outside. I can PM you my address and you're welcome to it

That would settle any doubts. Get it out of the trash "If if doesn't fit, you must acquit!" Sorry Tom, it's for science!

 

[RedneckReject]

That would settle any doubts. Get it out of the trash "If if doesn't fit, you must acquit!" Sorry Tom, it's for science!

He would seriously kill me if I tried that. Ok maybe not actually kill me, but he would most definitely leave me

 

[chezuki]

That would settle any doubts. Get it out of the trash "If if doesn't fit, you must acquit!" Sorry Tom, it's for science!

Disclaimer: I am neither a lawyer nor a scientist, and in most cases I likely should not be listened to or taken seriously.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Hope your midgets enjoy it!

Midgets are by definition human butt plugs. Not many people know this.

 

[chezuki]

Ok, I'm done having fun with the BP story. I feel bad picking on people who can't be here to pick back.

 

[RedneckReject]

Disclaimer: I am neither a lawyer nor a scientist, and in most cases I likely should not be listened to or taken seriously.

Even if you were a lawyer AND a scientist I still wouldn't try your suggestion

 

[mbills2223]

Native American flute music is hands down the best sleep aid I've ever found

 

[chezuki]

Probably best.

Update: I still haven't seen my relief.