The Official Status Update Thread - Part 104: Shaun of the Dead

[chezuki]

Either that chick with the peace sign shirt has a noisemaker in her mouth or she raided rnr's trash can and found the purple plug?!!?!

It's a pacifier. Clearly you've never gone through a raver phase! lol

 

[mbills2223]

You have to sell fake bomb detectors!
That British guy made millions with those cheap golf stuff.

???

I hate ebay. They force you to use paypal. I hate it

of course, that's because eBay owns PayPal! It's a brilliant way of double dipping. I don't like PayPal, but I do enjoy the service they offer to be totally honest

 

[RedneckReject]

Whoa buddy !!! Keep your purple toy in your own pocket!!!!

LOL that story has grown like wildfire!!! And it all started here in the sa thread!!!

It was never meant to go that far. I just thought posting that ad on CL would be funny. Some sort of public humiliation if you will.

 

[RedneckReject]

Either that chick with the peace sign shirt has a noisemaker in her mouth or she raided rnr's trash can and found the purple plug?!!?!

Well if she wants it she has until Tuesday morning to pick it up. That's when the trash comes

 

[Trigger Time]

It was never meant to go that far. I just thought posting that ad on CL would be funny. Some sort of public humiliation if you will.

It will eventually be world famous I guarantee!! That was some fine writing!

 

[RedneckReject]

It will eventually be world famous I guarantee!! That was some fine writing!

Well I majored in creative writing

 

[Sylvain]

???

You havent heard of that story???

A British business man sold a $10 golf ball finder to the army in Irak.He told them it was a bomb detector and sold them for like $25 000 each.
He sold them to over 40 countries and is now in jail.
The worse part is that even though they now now it's fake some countries still want to use them as they paid so much for it.

ADE 651 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Trigger Time]

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of course, that's because eBay owns PayPal! It's a brilliant way of double dipping. I don't like PayPal, but I do enjoy the service they offer to be totally honest

Yeah sylvain (hi) I also have no clue wtf your talking about?? Other than you used the "b" word so now the Feds just raided our bubble techno rave party

 

[Trigger Time]

It's a pacifier. Clearly you've never gone through a raver phase! lol

Lol, nope I think I'm too old by just a few years.

 

[Sylvain]

Businessman who sold 'useless' £5 fake bomb detectors for £10,000 has been jailed for seven years for fraud | Daily Mail Online

He claimed it could detect almost everything from gold to TNT depending ont he card you put in the machine.

 

[Sylvain]

I thought you would all know about that.

 

[chezuki]

Lol, nope I think I'm too old by just a few years.

You didn't miss much other than shame... and a few freaky women.

 

[chezuki]

You didn't miss much other than shame... and a few freaky women.

I'm sure somewhere, in one of my oldest friend's blackmail vault there are incriminating pictures of me engaging in (what may appear to be) illicit activities while dressed ridiculously in bright colors with bead bracelets and an upside-down ADIDAS visor.

 

[mbills2223]

Well I majored in creative writing

Do you remember some douche using that line in an argument with me? Possibly in the thread I got a ban from...

 

[chezuki]

Do you remember some douche using that line in an argument with me? Possibly in the thread I got a ban from...

"Nightowl"

 

[Sylvain]

The sale of the devices to Iraq was alleged to have been aided by the payment of huge bribes to local officials. McCormick is said to have made a total of $75m (£46.2m) from the Iraqi government, charging $40,000 for each unit, which cost $20 to produce.

Bogus bomb detectors are still being used in Iraq five months after a British businessman who supplied the devices was found guilty of fraud.
More than 4,500 people are estimated to have been killed in Iraq – 979 of them in September alone – since James McCormick, a former policeman, was convicted at the Old Bailey in April. His trial heard that the devices he was selling, called ADE-651, were based on novelty golf-ball finders and had no scientific means of detecting explosives.

I could sell this "sniper detector" to North Korea for $5000.

 

[RedneckReject]

Do you remember some douche using that line in an argument with me? Possibly in the thread I got a ban from...

Yes that's why I said it. I didn't really major in creative writing. And for the life of me I cannot remember who used that line but that whole thread was hilarious

 

[RedneckReject]

"Nightowl"

THANK YOU!!!! That was driving me nuts

 

[chezuki]

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break-room/314342-my-restaurant-rant.html

 

[RedneckReject]

I remember now. We dogpiled on that poor guy. It did get pretty messy in there