The Official Status Update Thread - Part 104: Shaun of the Dead

[RedneckReject]

Mornings are never good

 

[Birds Away]

Says the man who lost his butt plug.

 

[RedneckReject]

Says the man who lost his butt plug.

I think after the beating he received, that missing item is the least of his concern

 

[Birds Away]

He will eventually heal. But think about that terrible, um, hole in his life that he will never fill.

 

[RedneckReject]

He will eventually heal. But think about that terrible, um, hole in his life that he will never fill.

Honestly I don't care about any holes in his life. I'm a generally good hearted person but that guy can go take a long walk off a short pier for all I care. Whatever he has coming to him he deserves

 

[Birds Away]

Hmm, no sense of humor this morning eh? Did you feel good enough to go to work last night miss grumpy ass?

 

[RedneckReject]

Hmm, no sense of humor this morning eh? Did you feel good enough to go to work last night miss grumpy ass?

Barely. I made it but I was an a-hole the entire time. My crew pretty much left me alone. Hopefully today will be better. I do feel better than I did. And I would really like to know what the hell was wrong with me

 

[Birds Away]

Well, i guess that's good. At least you feel a little better. At first I thought it was something you ate but not so sure now. It wouldn't have lasted this long. My allergies, which I have only had for a couple of years, seem to be raging right now. Feel good, feel bad, feel good, feel crappy.

 

[RedneckReject]

Well, i guess that's good. At least you feel a little better. At first I thought it was something you ate but not so sure now. It wouldn't have lasted this long. My allergies, which I have only had for a couple of years, seem to be raging right now. Feel good, feel bad, feel good, feel crappy.

Funny you say that. I just had a wicked sneezing fit and now I'm all stuffy

 

[Birds Away]

Hmm, I wonder if you are acquiring allergies as well? They're lovely, let me tell you.

 

[Birds Away]

My ex-GF decided to start texting me again yesterday morning. Haven't heard from her for a month. She is a puzzle.

 

[RedneckReject]

Hmm, I wonder if you are acquiring allergies as well? They're lovely, let me tell you.

Oh I've had them for years. They aren't too bad but when they act up I'm miserable

 

[RedneckReject]

My ex-GF decided to start texting me again yesterday morning. Haven't heard from her for a month. She is a puzzle.

Um duh. She's a woman

 

[Birds Away]

So, I'm getting that you don't think your recent illness was related to that? I'm starting to lean towards not enough alcohol intake.

 

[Birds Away]

Um duh. She's a woman

Last time I checked most definitely. Crazy ass woman.

 

[RedneckReject]

So, I'm getting that you don't think your recent illness was related to that? I'm starting to lean towards not enough alcohol intake.

I don't really drink all that much that it should affect me like that. But I'm not a medical professional or anything either

 

[Birds Away]

I guess, from her perspective, I'm a good person to hang on to. Loyal and not very bright can come in handy when you least expect it.

 

[Birds Away]

I don't really drink all that much that it should affect me like that. But I'm not a medical professional or anything either

Wow, did you leave your sense of humor in your other mumu?

 

[RedneckReject]

Wow, did you leave your sense of humor in your other mumu?

Cut me some slack, Jack! I'm still getting over being sick

 

[RedneckReject]

Also I think I burned up all my humor on the Craigslist thread. I got some awesome laughs out of that.