Wanna bag of clothes?
How about a chair?
Or even some shoes from the 80s?
No need for 80's shoes here, but I'm ridiculous with shoes(mainly Nike Classic Shox). I have several pairs that haven't left the box yet...I'd sell you a pair, but you'd look pretty funny in a pair of size 15s.
Is it a riding mower!! I don't push mowers, I have 2 acres to mow!!
Lucky a$$, I wish I had 2 acres to mow. It only takes me 5-10 minutes to mow mine.