What the hell are you talking about?
I think Shell is going to spend Mother's day sleeping.
I had no idea what you were talking about. I thought you fell down the stairs and hit your head real hard.
My ole lady has been a real beotch lately..and today is no exception. I wish she would spend the whole day sleeping. I love her but there is only so much a person can take.
When in doubt, paralyze her with nerve toxins and tell her she'll get the antidote when she calms down?
Do you have any nerve toxins we can borrow?
FFS, can someone get IBM 33 points of bacon-y goodness STAT?
FFS, can someone get IBM 33 points of bacon-y goodness STAT?
Man, IBM, it is REALLY good to hear about you guys getting a good friendship-like relationship going on now. It's always nice to hear neighbors being like that, but you guys definitely have the best (worst?) story of how it all got started.
My cat's got at least 3 girlfriends.
A grey cat.
A black cat.
And a mangy looking orange cat.
Let's just say that mangy cat looks VERY flexible...
I can only say one thing about your cat....
Stamina!