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[HandK]

H & K with the sneak attack!

20mm ammo boxes... just another reminder of something I cannot currently have. Le sigh. One day....

Ok I will bite..... why can't you have them they are just ammo cans?

 

[Benny]

That movie was made like 20 years before you were born.

Still awesome.


BTW, ETG it was came out in '71.

 

[Bigum1969]

I've dated women old enough to have birthed me... I'm about your age on the inside, I just don't have as much living done yet.

 

[HandK]

AND IT'S STILL AWESOMELY PRESCIENT AND HOLDS TRUE AS EVER.

Your point, my good sir?
And I think it was actually done in the mid-seventies... wasn't it? Or was it?

Hm.

So not quite 20... closer to a full decade.

But Big, you should know, I am a man out of place and time...

My beloved car is older than I am, I like movies older than I am, I enjoy music made before I was born, I've dated women old enough to have birthed me... I'm about your age on the inside, I just don't have as much living done yet.

This thread isn't about you is it!!!


https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break_room/88935-why_did_she_have_to_be_from_indiana.html

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Ok I will bite..... why can't you have them they are just ammo cans?

No, I know, it's just that the cans will remind me that I cannot afford a 20mm rifle. And then I'll be sad. And then I'll be really sad.

Still awesome.


BTW, ETG it was came out in '71.

Welp, then no, Big, you're right, that movie predates me by 16 years.

I said to have birthed me, not to have made me slough the bunions off her feet.

My upper limit is my current age times two minus two, if current age is less than 25, at which point the equation self-adheres to the year prior.

(22x2=44, 44-2=42)

A very fine vintage, sir, opposing in stark contrast to whom you've posted.

(By the way, in more awesome news for me, in May my upper limit raises to 44... JACKPOT. The formula USED TO be current age x 2 - 7, but that was just too limiting, in my humble opinion. You'd be amazed at how hard a single woman of forty-something tries to keep herself in shape. Fantastic. But I digress. What were we talking about, again? Omega Man?)

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

This thread isn't about you is it!!!


https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break_room/88935-why_did_she_have_to_be_from_indiana.html

You nailed me.
But not nearly as wonderfully as she has.
I'm sorry, love... it's not you... it's me.

 

[HandK]

You nailed me.
But not nearly as wonderfully as she has.
I'm sorry, love... it's not you... it's me.

 

[Benny]

This thread isn't about you is it!!!


https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break_room/88935-why_did_she_have_to_be_from_indiana.html

LOL, first thing I thought of.

BUT, he didn't say old enough to birth is...Mother...

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

I think I need to learn when words have hyphens in them, as I'm positive that I just said that a movie preys upon me.

*self-facepalm*

 

[HandK]

Woot two in a row!!! I own this page too!!!

 

[OneBadV8]

Bigum.... I think you made me throw up in my mouth a little

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Bigum.... I think you made me throw up in my mouth a little

Preach it, brother!

I DID puke a little bit.

But I've also had heartburn all day... but still, I don't think seeing the world's most wasted breast-enhancement surgery helped matters any.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

LOL, first thing I thought of.

BUT, he didn't say old enough to birth is...Mother...

Birther? I hardly know 'er!

 

[Bigum1969]

Bigum.... I think you made me throw up in my mouth a little

I'll consider that a job well done!

 

[jclark]

Whats up my post ho's??????
I had a effed up Friday......and the wifey is in a super crappy mood.

 

[Benny]

Whats up my post ho's??????
I had a effed up Friday......and the wifey is in a super crappy mood.

Get her drunk.

 

[Benny]

C'mon guys, help me out with my upcoming second silver!

 

[jclark]

Get her drunk.

I was thinking about throwing her in the pit I dug in the basement.

 

[SavageEagle]

You know... one of these days I'll finish this stinking computer corner. Right now it looks like I'm moving out, but I'm just reorganizing and condensing...

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Whats up my post ho's??????
I had a effed up Friday......and the wifey is in a super crappy mood.

Did she find out what you did to get kicked out of a State Park, brah?

IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY.

Tell her that if she doesn't treat you more nicely that you're going to make puppy dog faces at her until she smiles or kills you.