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[jd4320t]

Use the time wisely to re-think your decision to eat the that they call pizza...

I agree!

 

[rmabrey]

Use the time wisely to re-think your decision to eat the that they call pizza...

I didnt order pizza. I like their bread sticks and cheese sauce.

If Dominos would get cheese sauce I would order from them. Papa Johns bread sticks are nothing but pizza crust

 

[RelicHound]

Use the time wisely to re-think your decision to eat the that they call pizza...

This!
Dominoes is 110 Xs better! the old dominoes sucked as much as PH..but since they changed their recipes they make a damn good pizza for a chain.

 

[rmabrey]

I would bet a car that my food is cold when it gets here

 

[Bigum1969]

I didnt order pizza. I like their bread sticks and cheese sauce.

If Dominos would get cheese sauce I would order from them. Papa Johns bread sticks are nothing but pizza crust

I'm just giving you a hard time...

But, people are always a little surprised how picky I am about food considering I weigh about the same as that new car you're getting (from your aunt to thank you for impregnating her daughter).

 

[RelicHound]

I would bet a car that my food is cold when it gets here

answer the door with nothing but a sock on your junk and ask the delivery person if they like to party!
or dont give them a tip.

 

[rmabrey]

I'm just giving you a hard time...

But, people are always a little surprised how picky I am about food considering I weigh about the same as that new car you're getting (from your aunt to thank you for impregnating her daughter).

Its not mine (she really is pregnant)

 

[RelicHound]

I'm just giving you a hard time...

But, people are always a little surprised how picky I am about food considering I weigh about the same as that new car you're getting (from your aunt to thank you for impregnating her daughter).

Why are you so hard on yourself about your weight? your not that big!

 

[Bigum1969]

answer the door with nothing but a sock on your junk and ask the delivery person if they like to party!
or dont give them a tip.

Well, if you are using a sock to cover your junk, how could you give them the tip anyway?

And, she's making you a tuggie right now... (google it):

 

[Bigum1969]

Why are you so hard on yourself about your weight? your not that big!

Actually, I'm down 56 pounds since 4 months ago. All the running that I hate doing.

So instead of using a 5 person cabin tent for a jacket, I can simply use a 4-person tent. Now that's progress!

 

[RelicHound]

Actually, I'm down 56 pounds since 4 months ago. All the running that I hate doing.

So instead of using a 5 person cabin tent for a jacket, I can simply use a 4-person tent. Now that's progress!

People are often surprised when I tell them how much I weigh. I look like a bean pole but I guess I could be classified as a fat person
or is that Im a stud and muscle weighs more than fat?

 

[rmabrey]

muscle does weigh more than fat

 

[Bigum1969]

People are often surprised when I tell them how much I weigh. I look like a bean pole but I guess I could be classified as a fat person
or is that Im a stud and muscle weighs more than fat?

With me, it's mostly the junk in my trunk...

 

[RelicHound]

Yay nap time!

 

[Bigum1969]

Yay nap time!

She's a cutie!




...... uhhhhhh, Are you sure she doesn't look the mailman?

 

[Benny]

Its easier to just post the pic again. Here ya go.

That's a pretty sweet setup!

 

[RelicHound]

She's a cutie!




...... uhhhhhh, Are you sure she doesn't look the mailman?

Could be! she has red hair...and I dont have red hair..and neither does momma

 

[Bigum1969]

Could be! she has red hair...and I dont have red hair..and neither does momma

 

[Leah Marie]

Lol funny thing...
The family and I went to Kroger to get some food to make for tonights dinner at grandpa's house. Well we got some cabage bc mom wanted it for the dinner. (I hate cabage) Anyway we went to pay for everything and I tied the bag so that way the cabage would not fall out. Well I hand the bag to mom so she can scan it (we use the self scanner) Mom pops a hole in the bag and I asked mom why did she do that...
Well moms reply was; "I do not want to pay for the air."

 

[Leah Marie]

Yay nap time!

aww she's a cutie. What's her name?