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[RachelMarie]

Rachel even though you pinched your butt hat area, mentioned clips and mags in the same paragraph.......


You still ROCK!

If my signature didn't have to be shorter, this would SO be my sig line. lol

 

[SavageEagle]

SE you need me to come over and hit you in the nutz to take your mind off the stone pain?

Anything to help a bud out!

It feels like you already did!

 

[lovemachine]

I would LOVE to kick SE in the nuts, (only to ease his pain, I swear!) but the way my aim was last night at FNS, I'd miss him big time.

 

[lawrra]

SE you need me to come over and hit you in the nutz to take your mind off the stone pain?

Anything to help a bud out!

YouTube - I'll Kick You in the Nuts

 

[Bigum1969]

Morning fellas.

Glad to hear SE's stone if finally going to pass. They should put that thing in the Smithsonian.

Also glad to hear that Relic kicked some arse!

 

[jclark]

Im up! sheish!

I dont wanna go to work

yesterday was funny..apparently I made the new guy mad because he told a co-worker he was gonna whoop my butt after work because I got on his butt for screwing around all day...when I got out to my car {I park off property at another business because out parking lot is to small for all the employees} he was sitting in his truck next to my car and said "we aint at work now..you still wanna run you mouth?" I laughed and I guess that really ticked him off cause he got out of truck started getting in my face calling me a beotch and what not..I just stood there and laughed some more and tried to walk past him to get in my car and leave..he kept blocking my car door and I said "look man..Im not about to fight you over something stupid..Im gonna get in my car and go home and thats gonna be the end of it" I reached around him and tried to open my car door and he pushed me back. I was calm up until this point,but I still didnt want this to escalate to punches being thrown so I said "this is over man! simple as that! Im not gonna fight you so please move so I can get in my car and go home" he called me a beotch again and moved and let me get past him..as I opened my door to get in my car he grabbed my shirt collar and pulled me back..I lost my balance and fell to the ground...not once did I feel threatened by this guy...until this point,simply because I was laying on the ground and he was standing over me...I thought for sure he was gonna get on top of me and I wasnt going to be able to get up,but he made the mistake of letting me up. I pushed him with everything I had just to get him away from me but he back came ready to swing...so I met him half way and was able to pin him up against my car..I stood on his feet and held his hands back...my buddy who had watching this whole thing unfold was able to get the guy into a bear hug and hold him back while another co-worker grabbed me and held me back..though it wasnt needed as I was done. by this time the owner of the company was running across the road to stop this mess...he walked us back across the road an into his office where he talked to us to get the story. end of story is that this dude may be fired and Im in the clear. have no idea why this guys mouth was bleeding as I have 3 witnesses saying I never threw a punch and he was the aggressor....but for some odd reason my knuckles are sore this morning
arent little ghetto thug gangsta wannabes great?
Im a lover not fighter so leave me alone

Troublemaker!

 

[SavageEagle]

Relic, you da man!

So anyway, I just got back from the ER. Apparently the stone not only hasn't moved, but it's SIX mm instead of the 4mm the other hospital told me. They think I had two and they got fused together. I was in such bad pain my body started going numb and I was shaking like a leaf. I have an appointment for the Urologist Monday and we're going to do the shockwave bath tub thing to try to break it up.

I'm feeling so good right now, all you guys that wanna kick me in the nootz better get here REAL soon before my pain meds wear off. This really sucks though. At least they gave me another script for percocets.

Anyone want to buy a wood stock for an SKS and a SOCOM rail for an SKS?

 

[Benny]

Shewwee!

Had to come back in for a breather...Been outside all day, it's so freaking nice out today.

 

[HandK]

Howdy all!!!! Relic glad your OK, kick his butt again next work day!!!

 

[RelicHound]

Troublemaker!

I'm not a trouble maker!

 

[RelicHound]

Howdy all!!!! Relic glad your OK, kick his butt again next work day!!!

like I said..Im a lover not a fighter...I have never in my life been in a fight and I have a temper like the dalai lama.

 

[RelicHound]

Relic, you da man!

So anyway, I just got back from the ER. Apparently the stone not only hasn't moved, but it's SIX mm instead of the 4mm the other hospital told me. They think I had two and they got fused together. I was in such bad pain my body started going numb and I was shaking like a leaf. I have an appointment for the Urologist Monday and we're going to do the shockwave bath tub thing to try to break it up.

I'm feeling so good right now, all you guys that wanna kick me in the nootz better get here REAL soon before my pain meds wear off. This really sucks though. At least they gave me another script for percocets.

Anyone want to buy a wood stock for an SKS and a SOCOM rail for an SKS?

I dont see how you have been able to stand that thing this long! Id of done went in with a pocket knife!

on a totally unrelated noteI hear downtown there are girls that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose..maybe they can help ya..or perhaps know of someone who can..just sayin

 

[RelicHound]

Shewwee!

Had to come back in for a breather...Been outside all day, it's so freaking nice out today.

yeppers..it is very nice outside. its gonna stick around for awhile I think.

 

[HandK]

Oh yea, almost forgot SE I hope you get that thing takin care of!! It should be about gem stone quality by now!!

 

[jclark]

I fixed a gas leak today......It was leaking so bad that I could smell it when I was knocking on the door. I wonder why the guy was feeling sick.
I am amazed the house didn't go BOOM.

I need freaking hazard pay....even though I did it for free.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

I fixed a gas leak today......It was leaking so bad that I could smell it when I was knocking on the door. I wonder why the guy was feeling sick.
I am amazed the house didn't go BOOM.

I need freaking hazard pay....even though I did it for free.

Boy, aren't you glad you gave up smoking?

 

[jclark]

Boy, aren't you glad you gave up smoking?

I had a relapse.......
It takes a very high concentration of natural gas to go BOOM......but I evacuated the home anyway.
This was in the top 5 of bad gas leaks I have fixed.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

I had a relapse.......
It takes a very high concentration of natural gas to go BOOM......but I evacuated the home anyway.
This was in the top 5 of bad gas leaks I have fixed.

You had the house collapse?

 

[jclark]

You had the house collapse?

Nope.

 

[jclark]

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