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[Benny]

Nope, not at all.

For the simple reason that whatever the **** it was, no answer will be satisfactory to what my imagination comes up with, so reality will not be nearly as satisfying as my elaborations.

That's where you and I differ, my friend...My "elaborations" would end up pissing me off to the point of where I'd want to give my friend a second beating.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

That's where you and I differ, my friend...My "elaborations" would end up pissing me off to the point of where I'd want to give my friend a second beating.

I've been on both sides of that coin.
To be fair, though, I had almost-fatal alcohol poisoning.
Not much of a drinker these days...

 

[BloodEclipse]

I do like that idea...greatly! But can't we point and laugh at someone else? ANYONE?

You nominating someone?

 

[Benny]

I've been on both sides of that coin.
To be fair, though, I had almost-fatal alcohol poisoning.
Not much of a drinker these days...

I thank Heavens I've never been on either side of the fence.

I'm not saying you should give drinking another try, but it's all about knowing your limits...I've been drinking a long time and I've never passed out, blacked out, or even come close to being poisoned.

 

[Benny]

I do like that idea...greatly! But can't we point and laugh at someone else? ANYONE?

You brought it on yourself, sweetheart.

 

[BloodEclipse]

I was carrying my Bersa at the small of my back .....

What Bersa do you have?

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

I thank Heavens I've never been on either side of the fence.

I'm not saying you should give drinking another try, but it's all about knowing your limits...I've been drinking a long time and I've never passed out, blacked out, or even come close to being poisoned.

Part of it was being a stupid kid and part of it was being fed Everclear in addition to lower-proof liquors.

Strongest drink I have these days is the occasional nightcap of Disaronno... anything else makes me sick to my stomach if I even catch a whiff of it.

Pansy, maybe, but it's true and I'm not disappointed in that in the least.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Also, just saw a commercial for John Lee Smith on T.V.

My ears perked up when he said 'Government is the problem and I want to make it smaller.'

John Lee Smith 2010

 

[SavageEagle]

Come on guys! We finally got a WOMAN in this thread actively posting!!! Don't scare her away!!!

 

[lawrra]

What Bersa do you have?

Bersa Thunder 380 two tone (I was there when she bought it)

 

[BloodEclipse]

I do like that idea...greatly! But can't we point and laugh at someone else? ANYONE?

Come on guys! We finally got a WOMAN in this thread actively posting!!! Don't scare her away!!!

Coincidence?

 

[lawrra]

Coincidence?

I think not!

Also, Jeff Daniels is currently on Jimmy Fallon. Dumb and Dumber is the best movie EVAR.

 

[BloodEclipse]

Bersa Thunder 380 two tone (I was there when she bought it)

My wife has one in nickel.
My daughter has a .380cc. It came with an 8 rd mag but no finger rest. She prefers the finger rest mags.

 

[jclark]

Sorry bro, but if I find my friend in my bathroom and there is puke and poop all over the walls, I'm kicking his ass, but most definitely asking questions later.

I laughed......but I was still drunk. He did clean up the crap and vomit.

 

[jclark]

Wasn't my Butt-Butt, just the top of my butt.

Just where exactly is your butt-butt?

 

[SavageEagle]

I got this awesome bersa that's gold plated with platinum grips. It shoots uranium shells out to 1000yrds. It's awesome....

Oh wait, I'm not dreaming anymore. I still own a Baby Eagle... THANK GOD!!!

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Been up since 4:30 last morning.

I'm down for the count.

Night, all.

"Und wanderst du im tiefen Tal... und sei dein Dasein ohne Licht, fürchte kein Unglück, keine Qual...Macht euch bereit."

 

[jclark]

I got this awesome bersa that's gold plated with platinum grips. It shoots uranium shells out to 1000yrds. It's awesome....

Oh wait, I'm not dreaming anymore. I still own a Baby Eagle... THANK GOD!!!

But do you have a holster made from baby seal fins ?????

 

[BloodEclipse]

Nite ETG

 

[Benny]

Part of it was being a stupid kid and part of it was being fed Everclear in addition to lower-proof liquors.

Strongest drink I have these days is the occasional nightcap of Disaronno... anything else makes me sick to my stomach if I even catch a whiff of it.

Pansy, maybe, but it's true and I'm not disappointed in that in the least.

Nah, if you don't like hard alcohol, then don't drink it. I'd be a hypocrite calling you a pansy...I can drink more than anyone I know, but I still need a chaser when I'm taking shots.

I laughed......but I was still drunk. He did clean up the crap and vomit.

You had s*** on your walls and you laughed??? I don't think I've ever been drunk enough to laugh at that...And I'm REALLY happy when I'm drunk.