The official status update thread - I

[JetGirl]

Pic's or it didn't happen!!!

The range is like Vegas, dude.

 

[IndyBeerman]

I pinched my butt skin in between my gun and holster at the club today with Annie. It's gonna leave a mark!

Pictures or it did'nt happen Rachel!

 

[jclark]

I pinched my butt skin in between my gun and holster at the club today with Annie. It's gonna leave a mark!

How in the hell did you do that?

 

[Benny]

How in the hell did you do that?

Some questions are better off left unanswered.

 

[jclark]

Some questions are better off left unanswered.

When you find your friend passed out nekked in your bathroom with feces smeared in your bathtub, and puke on the wall, you ask no questions.

When a gal pinches her butt with a gun and a holster, you always ask questions.

 

[lovemachine]

Thanks for the reps! I'm getting close to my first badge!

 

[Benny]

When you find your friend passed out nekked in your bathroom with feces smeared in your bathtub, and puke on the wall, you ask no questions.

Sorry bro, but if I find my friend in my bathroom and there is puke and poop all over the walls, I'm kicking his ass, but most definitely asking questions later.

When a gal pinches her butt with a gun and a holster, you always ask question.

Fair enough, I digress.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

I pinched my butt skin in between my gun and holster at the club today with Annie. It's gonna leave a mark!

I have nothing to say to this that wouldn't get me instantly banned.

So I have nothing to say.

Not sure why I felt I had to report that.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Sorry bro, but if I find my friend in my bathroom and there is puke and poop all over the walls, I'm kicking his ass, but most definitely asking questions later.



Fair enough, I digress.

Nope, I sure wouldn't ask any questions either. Ever.

 

[RachelMarie]

The range is like Vegas, dude.

WeRd.

How in the hell did you do that?

You should know to never ask a woman personal questions. You sick MFer!

Some questions are better off left unanswered.

THIS is 100% true!

When you find your friend passed out nekked in your bathroom with feces smeared in your bathtub, and puke on the wall, you ask no questions.

When a gal pinches her butt with a gun and a holster, you always ask questions.

Fine JClark! I'll tell you how I pinched my butt with my holster. It's an IWH. I was carrying my Bersa at the small of my back and my 1911 on my right. I put 2 clips through the Bersa, dropped the mag and went to put her in her place. As I was sliding her into the holster and pushing it down a bit the gun grabbed some of my skin down with it. Hurt like no other. Wasn't my Butt-Butt, just the top of my butt. Ok...Now I'm giving TMI.
End of story. Other than OUCH.

I have nothing to say to this that wouldn't get me instantly banned.

So I have nothing to say.

Not sure why I felt I had to report that.

 

[Benny]

Nope, I sure wouldn't ask any questions either. Ever.

Stop lying to yourself...If you walk into your bathroom and there is human excrement all over the place, you're gonna have some questions that you need answered.

 

[BloodEclipse]

Stop lying to yourself...If you walk into your bathroom and there is human excrement all over the place, you're gonna have some questions that you need answered.

Yeah like. "How is someone who can do things like this my friend?"

 

[BloodEclipse]

WeRd.


You should know to never ask a woman personal questions. You sick MFer!

THIS is 100% true!

Fine JClark! I'll tell you how I pinched my butt with my holster. It's an IWH. I was carrying my Bersa at the small of my back and my 1911 on my right. I put 2 clips through the Bersa, dropped the mag and went to put her in her place. As I was sliding her into the holster and pushing it down a bit the gun grabbed some of my skin down with it. Hurt like no other. Wasn't my Butt-Butt, just the top of my butt. Ok...Now I'm giving TMI.
End of story. Other than OUCH.

You have been around long enough to know the difference.

 

[RachelMarie]

WHAT



EVER.

 

[Benny]

You have been around long enough to know the difference.

What's weird is she said clips and mags in the same sentence, when talking about the same thing.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Stop lying to yourself...If you walk into your bathroom and there is human excrement all over the place, you're gonna have some questions that you need answered.

Nope, not at all.

For the simple reason that whatever the **** it was, no answer will be satisfactory to what my imagination comes up with, so reality will not be nearly as satisfying as my elaborations.

Also, RM - way TMI.
Get back to the kitchen?

(Waiting for the impending /....
and we're live in 3... 2... 1... )

 

[lawrra]

I got myself a day off this weekend, and my severance check from my last job. I could get a new gun now...but I should save it.....

 

[RachelMarie]

What's weird is she said clips and mags in the same sentence, when talking about the same thing.

Don't harass me. Negative rep coming your way!

Also, RM - way TMI.
Get back to the kitchen?

(Waiting for the impending /....
and we're live in 3... 2... 1... )

:moon::dumbass:

That's all I've got that's INGO friendly. I don't like to be hit with BanHammers! No fun at all.

 

[BloodEclipse]

WHAT



EVER.

I was just steering clear of the talk about your butt.

 

[RachelMarie]

I was just steering clear of the talk about your butt.

I do like that idea...greatly! But can't we point and laugh at someone else? ANYONE?