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[HandK]

Livescribe :: Never Miss A Word

Man a pen that tracks all you do in a day!! are you sure your wife didn't get you that!!!

 

[RelicHound]

The weird thing is, I'm a smoker too...Guess I just have big lungs.

Im a smoker as well...I use to do alot of diving,both SCUBA and free diving. back when I was in HS/early college my record was a tad over 4 min..not awesome but still pretty good.
now I can hold my breath for about half that.

 

[Cygnus]

Ban HandK49031 for ....oh wait......wrong thread......

 

[SavageEagle]

So.... Anyone wanna buy a RamCharger before it goes to scrap this weekend? $210/ton is pretty enticing...

I only need like 140 more points for my next badge... where's SE when you need him?

Gotcha man!

 

[jclark]

I'm tired......I actually had to work today.

I had to poop in a 5 gallon bucket as well. Somebody was sleeping in the porta-john or something.

 

[lovemachine]

Wow you guys really have no life. Talking about pooping in a 5 gallon bucket, how long you can hold your breath.....wow, just, wow...

 

[Benny]

Wow you guys really have no life. Talking about pooping in a 5 gallon bucket, how long you can hold your breath.....wow, just, wow...

And you took the time out of your day to read it all.

 

[lovemachine]

Yes, yes I did





How else am I suppose to learn about life? Go out and actually live it? I don't think so!

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

1:03

Panic set in at :52, but I managed to restrain it and get that extra few seconds in.

I'm also sitting, though, I bet I could get another ten seconds on that standing.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Just did a repeat. 1:04.

I fail.

How are you smokers beating me?

 

[HandK]

Wow you guys really have no life. Talking about pooping in a 5 gallon bucket, how long you can hold your breath.....wow, just, wow...

And yet you have time to read it all and comment on it hum!!!

 

[HandK]

Ban HandK49031 for ....oh wait......wrong thread......

What up!! Cygnus?? you have not graced our pages for a while, and you know I will have to ban ATM for this!!! oh wait you and ATM!!

 

[lovemachine]

What up!! Cygnus?? you have not graced our pages for a while, and you know I will have to ban ATM for this!!! oh wait you and ATM!!

Ban? Your not god, I mean a mod, you can't ban anyone!

 

[RelicHound]

Just did a repeat. 1:04.

I fail.

How are you smokers beating me?

whats that people say...mind over matter?
the trick is to control your panic. you really cant pass out holding your own breath..
try this{at your own risk of course}..hold your breath{lungs full} as long as you can..once panic starts to set in slowly release the breath and once your lungs are empty focus on something else and hold that as long as you can...practice makes perfect.
we are built with an involuntary control mechanism which will not allow you to actually pass out or die...one might begin passing out but that "mechanism" will kick in and force you to take a breath.
well trained free divers can hold thier breath upwards of 20-25min. though Im sure the Co2 being trapped in your blood system for long periods of time can not be good for you.

 

[HandK]

Ban? Your not god, I mean a mod, you can't ban anyone!

Epic thread fail!!! if you want some good laughs go here and read for a day or two!!

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break_room/52054-ban_hammer_the_game-559.html#post962597

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

whats that people say...mind over matter?
the trick is to control your panic. you really cant pass out holding your own breath..
try this{at your own risk of course}..hold your breath{lungs full} as long as you can..once panic starts to set in slowly release the breath and once your lungs are empty focus on something else and hold that as long as you can...practice makes perfect.
we are built with an involuntary control mechanism which will not allow you to actually pass out or die...one might begin passing out but that "mechanism" will kick in and force you to take a breath.
well trained free divers can hold thier breath upwards of 20-25min. though Im sure the Co2 being trapped in your blood system for long periods of time can not be good for you.

I didn't realize the exhale counted.

Also, yeah, carbon dioxide levels above like, 9% are lethal after a certain amount of time.

 

[Benny]

1:03

Panic set in at :52, but I managed to restrain it and get that extra few seconds in.

I'm also sitting, though, I bet I could get another ten seconds on that standing.

I would think standing would decrease your time, since you'd be using more muscles and taking more oxygen.

whats that people say...mind over matter?
the trick is to control your panic. you really cant pass out holding your own breath..
try this{at your own risk of course}..hold your breath{lungs full} as long as you can..once panic starts to set in slowly release the breath and once your lungs are empty focus on something else and hold that as long as you can...practice makes perfect.
we are built with an involuntary control mechanism which will not allow you to actually pass out or die...one might begin passing out but that "mechanism" will kick in and force you to take a breath.
well trained free divers can hold thier breath upwards of 20-25min. though Im sure the Co2 being trapped in your blood system for long periods of time can not be good for you.

25 minutes? Get out of here!

And to think I was proud of my 3:32.

I didn't realize the exhale counted.

Also, yeah, carbon dioxide levels above like, 9% are lethal after a certain amount of time.

I didn't either...I bet I could break the 4 minute mark if I really tried.

I'll try that out in a bit, but I'm getting ready to do some stuff around the house and don't feel like getting lightheaded.

 

[Bigum1969]

Hi guys!

Just got back from my son's baseball (t-ball/pitching machine) practice. I'm the coach again this year. It is like herding cats!

 

[HandK]

Hi guys!

Just got back from my son's baseball (t-ball/pitching machine) practice. I'm the coach again this year. It is like herding cats!

That made me spit Diet Coke all over my key board & screen!!!

 

[jclark]

What up?