The official status update thread - I

[Expat]

This unit is tired of heat.
It does not function at optimum efficiency when the reading on the Fahrenheit scale exceeds 80.
This unit longs for cooler temperatures.

Expat hears and agrees. It is time to go out into the field and shoot animals. Expat does not enjoy that activity as much when there are still bugs flying and crawling.

 

[HandK]

This unit is tired of heat.
It does not function at optimum efficiency when the reading on the Fahrenheit scale exceeds 80.
This unit longs for cooler temperatures.

Expat hears and agrees. It is time to go out into the field and shoot animals. Expat does not enjoy that activity as much when there are still bugs flying and crawling.

H&K thinks that you guys spend way to much time worrying about the condition of your units!!!

 

[turnandshoot4]

Football sucks today. Everyone is getting blown out.

Dang IU. Oh well. I guess I'll have to be productive today.

 

[groovatron]

Football sucks today. Everyone is getting blown out.

Dang IU. Oh well. I guess I'll have to be productive today.

Go reload some .308

 

[UncleMike]

H&K thinks that you guys spend way to much time worrying about the condition of your units!!!

The continued health of the unit is primary!
Without a functioning unit existence is futile.

 

[308jake]

Sad part is my unit has been working solo too long.

 

[UncleMike]

Sad part is my unit has been working solo too long.

Continued solo manipulation of ones unit can result in diminished ocular acuity.

 

[sj kahr k40]

Morning Hoes, SJ just got up

 

[HandK]

Continued solo manipulation of ones unit can result in diminished ocular acuity.

I'm Cryin here!!! ..........er........aaaaaaaaaaa.....H&K is crying here!

 

[HandK]

Morning Hoes, SJ just got up

Dont you meen good afternoon?

 

[sj kahr k40]

Dont you meen good afternoon?

SJ is still half asleep and didn't look at the clock

SJ says good afternoon Hoes

 

[Cru]

Hello everyone.

 

[UncleMike]

I'm Cryin here!!! ..........er........aaaaaaaaaaa.....H&K is crying here!

Crying is a healthy release of ones pent up emotions.
This is necessary for the continued mental health of Carbon units.
Silicone units do not need this release and are therefore superior to Carbon units.

 

[Joe Williams]

Wife's are like that!! yes they are!!

Can't you just set the wife out with the Yorkie? I mean, it's not like he's actually going to let them get eaten. Right? Right??

 

[HandK]

Crying is a healthy release of ones pent up emotions.
This is necessary for the continued mental health of Carbon units.
Silicone units do not need this release and are therefore superior to Carbon units.

As apposed to the unhealthy release of spent up emotions that made this carbon unit cry in the first place!!

 

[Joe Williams]

Expat believes an examination of Joe Williams will reveal blood running on both flanks from his woman putting the spurs to him.

Joe Williams can neither confirm nor deny that his woman owns spurs

 

[HandK]

Joe Williams can neither confirm nor deny that his woman owns spurs

This would also explain the saddle sores and the reason Joe only shows pictures of him with his shirt off from the front!! Gad!! I almost choked just typing that!! Gag reflex!!

 

[UncleMike]

This would also explain the saddle sores and the reason Joe only shows pictures of him with his shirt off from the front!! Gad!! I almost choked just typing that!! Gag reflex!!

Perhaps the H&K unit needs a break from the frivolity before it expires from regurgitating it's previously consumed nourishment???

 

[groovatron]

Now I have more questions just so that I understand it.

What's your question? Does it have something to do with "quality posts" or the classifieds?

 

[HandK]

I made it back, spent a couple of hundred bucks and didn't even buy a gun. But I did get the latest issue of Indiana Game & Fish.

So there I was reading this FAQ...

It is kinds frowned upon to post one liners until get your 50 quality posts in! and this thread is not a serous thread! your posts in here will likely disappear, (mods will delete them) so go and get your 50 quality posts first and then come on back and join in on the fun! and be sure to read INGO's FAQ, Hope this helps! H&K