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[sclark]

I thought this was fitting for the PW thread!! Have fun!! I'm pretty sure our own Jim Clark and Bigum auditioned for most of these!!

Fart SoundBoard

I can vouch that no2. with a Bullet! and the Rusty Hinge was indeed Jim.

 

[OAK]

So my wife called, I guess she had a negative run in with our neighbor, we live in a one story duplex. He came over and knocked on the back door(not a fan of that) and he say "I'm an animal lover and its raining(sprinkling) and gives her crap because our beagle is running around outside on a tie down that is 15-30ft long(it retracts and gives extra lenght on her whim) and wonders why she is not inside and says she has no water." She is an indoor dog but loves to be outside she jumps up and down until she gets outside. BTW she has food and water always filled inside and outside until it's bed time.

My wife was still fuming so she knocked on his front door, when he answered the door she saw dog shi* all over the kitchen floor and noted a strong smell of pee, so she called The board of Health.

For a self proclaimed animal lover he sure doesn't love picking up after his pet.

My rant!

 

[sclark]

So my wife called, I guess she had a negative run in with our neighbor, we live in a one story duplex. He came over and knocked on the back door(not a fan of that) and he say "I'm an animal lover and its raining(sprinkling) and gives her crap because our beagle is running around outside on a tie down that is 15-30ft long(it retracts and gives extra lenght on her whim) and wonders why she is not inside and says she has no water." She is an indoor dog but loves to be outside she jumps up and down until she gets outside. BTW she has food and water always filled inside and outside until it's bed time.

My wife was still fuming so she knocked on his front door, when he answered the door she saw dog shi* all over the kitchen floor and noted a strong smell of pee, so she called The board of Health.

For a self proclaimed animal lover he sure doesn't love picking up after his pet.

My rant!

WOW! He sounds like a jerk, good for your wife calling in on him.

 

[esrice]

Im just wondering what made them think otherwise? But a Gerbil would have been my second guess.

We were definitely thinking gerbil.

 

[RelicHound]

Sometimes you're the gerbil..some times you're Richard Gere

 

[HandK]

Sometimes you're the gerbil..some times you're Richard Gere

And sometimes your Ann Hathaway!!

 

[Suprtek]

Sometimes you're the gerbil..some times you're Richard Gere

First time in here tonight and this is the first thing I get to read and have a picture floating in my brain? Good times.

 

[RelicHound]

And sometimes your Ann Hathaway!!

If I was Anne Hathaway..I wouldnt be sitting here talking to you rite now..Id be in some dark corner groping myself

 

[ironjaw]

hola senors and senoras! buenas dias.

 

[ironjaw]

+1-----just saying.

 

[ironjaw]

+1-----just saying.

that was for RH post about anne hathaway. D'oh

 

[Suprtek]

I'm thinking that some people might want to consider keeping some of their fantasies to themselves.

 

[RelicHound]

I want to learn a new language. I think Im going to learn Russian

 

[RelicHound]

I'm thinking that some people might want to consider keeping some of their fantasies to themselves.

You are strange!

 

[Suprtek]

I've been trying to get my stuff together for the Crosley shoot this weekend. I need another case of 12ga. target loads. Anybody know any good deals?

 

[OAK]

I want to learn a new language. I think Im going to learn Russian

Good luck I took Russian in HS from what I can remember it was tough.

 

[HandK]

I thought this was fitting for the PW thread!! Have fun!! I'm pretty sure our own Jim Clark and Bigum auditioned for most of these!!

Fart SoundBoard

You can play about 30 of them at a time if you press and go so to speak!! It would be too funny to take a lap top into the bathroom and just hit buttons over and over!!

 

[Pami]

I want to learn a new language. I think Im going to learn Russian

One of my favorite boyfriends in high school went to the DLI for that. He was so used to speaking it after he got out that I occasionally had to remind him that he needed to speak English or Spanish around me. Russian wasn't one I had picked up yet.

I actually want to learn Arabic, but that was because of my trip to Morocco in 1997, not because of the prevalence of it in today's news.

 

[OAK]

Page Ownage!

 

[ironjaw]

I've been trying to get my stuff together for the Crosley shoot this weekend. I need another case of 12ga. target loads. Anybody know any good deals?

Ive got some AA target loads