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[MrsGungho]

Been so long for me since I had any babies that I know it hurts but just how much no cant really remember.
Oh yeah like pushing out a watermelon through the opening of a gallon of milk. Yeah now I rmember it all. OUCH OUCH

and then the spinal tap doc came in and I fell in love.

 

[Knife Lady]

Nope didnt have one of those with neither of my two. First one was all natural and the second was well it was an emergency so I had to have a c-section.

 

[HandK]

and then the spinal tap doc came in and I fell in love.

I've had 9 of those spinal blocks that is!!!

 

[Knife Lady]

good night all I am tired and calling it a night.
So please feel free to keep those reps coming my way if you feel generous.

 

[MrsGungho]

Nope didnt have one of those with neither of my two. First one was all natural and the second was well it was an emergency so I had to have a c-section.

yep first two all natural, third c/s after being in labor for far to long, hence the spinal tap.

 

[ironjaw]

Nope didnt have one of those with neither of my two. First one was all natural and the second was well it was an emergency so I had to have a c-section.

 

[MrsGungho]

come on, you have 4 girls you've been through this b4

 

[HandK]

Spinal Tap was a band!!! did they play at your birth of one of your baby's

 

[IndyBeerman]

Oh you'd be surprised! Don't count the INGO Midget out!

Ya that's right SE you tell'm, don't forget to tell them you got 2 of IndyMonkey's midgets over there right now working on the double midget stack with the running squirt foot plant into the palms launch to achieve enough orbit to reach that high.

 

[rmabrey]

ok ive been gone 2 days and im not catching up on that. I assume i missed pickles?

 

[HandK]

Ya that's right SE you tell'm, don't forget to tell them you got 2 of IndyMonkey's midgets over there right now working on the double midget stack with the running squirt foot plant into the palms launch to achieve enough orbit to reach that thigh.

FIFY

 

[HandK]

I made me a new hat!!!

 

[ironjaw]

come on, you have 4 girls you've been through this b4

ya 4 times! I cried on all 4 too. so did beth.

 

[IndyBeerman]

I did deliver a baby one night on duty!!! about 3:00 am!!! the women was on the floor of her apartment!! she couldn't even make it to the door!!!

Well did you think about it??

 

[MrsGungho]

ya 4 times! I cried on all 4 too. so did beth.

it is rather emotional isn't it?

 

[POC]

The last "screamer" we had in our OB dept. kept yelling, "lets just stop. I want to go home."

As one of the docs put it, "If you didn't want to go to Chicago, you shouldn't have gotten on the bus."
To which the patient replied, "I've never been to Chicago!"

 

[HandK]

The room is all set up for INGO central!!!

 

[ironjaw]

nite all

 

[MrsGungho]

The last "screamer" we had in our OB dept. kept yelling, "lets just stop. I want to go home."

As one of the docs put it, "If you didn't want to go to Chicago, you shouldn't have gotten on the bus."
To which the patient replied, "I've never been to Chicago!"

I screamed once with my first. The doc looked at me and told me to shut up and push. he delivered the second one too so I never bothered the second time.

 

[IndyBeerman]

Whoops their not finished, the tower and keyboard need wrapped.

The room is all set up for INGO central!!!