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[HandK]

Well did you think about it??

Kinda too busy to think about it at the time!! once I got him out and on his Mommy's tummy then it was like wow!! a life was just born!!! and I delivered him!! kinda special

 

[sj kahr k40]

I didn't cry at the birth of my kids, first time the wife had a c-section and all three were out in three minutes, the second wife I was to busy holding her leg up to think about what was going on.

 

[MrsGungho]

off to bed.. see you guys tomorrow night.

wish me luck at the casino tomorrow!

 

[mk2ja]

Geez, I peek in here and there's screamin and babies coming out all over the place! I'll check back later when it's not so scary in here....

 

[MrsGungho]

Geez, I peek in here and there's screamin and babies coming out all over the place! I'll check back later when it's not so scary in here....

hey before I leave... did you see my message the other day? in this thread!

 

[HandK]

Night IJ and Mrs G

 

[POC]

and that person is "wrong-handed" apparently too.....

 

[POC]

I ran the chainsaw for a while tonight, only one tank of gas. But the piles of brush are getting smaller.
Now I need to fix the forks on the FEL of the tractor so I can pick up the piles and remoeve them.

 

[HandK]

Hey here's a new club for you guys to join!!!

https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...000_posts_in_one_thread_club.html#post1202967

 

[UncleMike]

The last "screamer" we had in our OB dept. kept yelling, "lets just stop. I want to go home."

As one of the docs put it, "If you didn't want to go to Chicago, you shouldn't have gotten on the bus."
To which the patient replied, "I've never been to Chicago!"

That should be on a sign over the door of every delivery room in the country.
My wife decided that she didn't want our children when they were being delivered. (No spinal tap. No drugs. Just her own endorphins.)
She was pretty emphatic about it too!!!
Of course she got over it a couple of seconds after the delivery.
Mike

 

[IndyBeerman]

Kinda too busy to think about it at the time!! once I got him out and on his Mommy's tummy then it was like wow!! a life was just born!!! and I delivered him!! kinda special

Gary think for a second.......

 

[HandK]

Gary think for a second.......

There was a lot blood, mess and the baby had the umbilical cord wrapped around his throat, so no it was real busy!!!

 

[mk2ja]

hey before I leave... did you see my message the other day? in this thread!

Hmm, I'll have to go back and find it. There's so much whoring in here that I finally gave up trying to keep up with it

 

[MrsGungho]

Hmm, I'll have to go back and find it. There's so much whoring in here that I finally gave up trying to keep up with it

let me help you.
I said stay away from my girls!

 

[jclark]

hullo.

 

[HandK]

hullo.

Outta 8 pages of Avatars and you still got the same one!!!! What up Jimmy!!!

 

[mk2ja]

Found it

thank you and stay away from my daughters!

Hey! I'm a nice guy!

 

[Bigum1969]

WOW.

I thought I had baby stories with my twins!

 

[jclark]

Outta 8 pages of Avatars and you still got the same one!!!! What up Jimmy!!!

I bumped it to top......I'm waiting for some more choices!

 

[Bigum1969]

Outta 8 pages of Avatars and you still got the same one!!!! What up Jimmy!!!

No kidding. A lot of work went into that thread.