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[HandK]

Now I'm really going to out my overpriced dinner.

Sorry Buddy!!! it was owned local I'm sure!! Order in a pizza!!!

 

[ironjaw]

Hey biggy!!?!?!?!?

 

[MrsGungho]

I think I have strep throat!! I feel like poop!! and have a fever bad sore throat, hurt all over and a head ache. Either that or I'm pregnant!!

pregnancy is easier! trust me I just had a long bout with strep and lost my tonsils... remember?!?

 

[Suprtek]

I think you've got what jclark had a couple of weeks ago......mono......hmmmm I'm just saying.

I've actually had mono before. Not fun at all. Doc said if I had waited much longer to get treated, they may have had to trach me.

 

[POC]

I *think* I could do open heart.....but having the antibiotics needed for the recovery.....

 

[ironjaw]

I've actually had mono before. Not fun at all. Doc said if I had waited much longer to get treated, they may have had to trach me.

ah man speaking of that, I assisted a paramedic with that one time. I have to admit it was way better than biology.

 

[HandK]

pregnancy is easier! trust me I just had a long bout with strep and lost my tonsils... remember?!?

Yep!!! I had my tonsils out when I was 13, but have always been susceptible to strep!! tonsillitis when I had them!!! as Beavis would say "This Suck" hehehe humhum.....cough... choke.... sorry my impressions are not very good with a sore throat!!!

 

[UncleMike]

I think I have strep throat!! I feel like poop!! and have a fever bad sore throat, hurt all over and a head ache. Either that or I'm pregnant!!

Sounds like you have a "computer virus".

Don't cough on your keyboard or we'll all get it!!!
Mike

 

[HandK]

I did deliver a baby one night on duty!!! about 3:00 am!!! the women was on the floor of her apartment!! she couldn't even make it to the door!!!

 

[Suprtek]

ah man speaking of that, I assisted a paramedic with that one time. I have to admit it was way better than biology.

It was a long time ago. I don't remember the name of the drug he gave me, but I've never had anything make me feel so much better so quickly in my life. Whatever it was, it was amazing stuff. Little red pills if I remember right. Had to take like 6 or 8 of them at first. Then a few hours later take 4 or 6 and so on. Fixed me up in a hurry!

 

[Suprtek]

Sounds like you have a "computer virus".

Don't cough on your keyboard or we'll all get it!!!
Mike

 

[HandK]

Sounds like you have a "computer virus".

Don't cough on your keyboard or we'll all get it!!!
Mike

Iea!! wt aas wacting up nast light!!

 

[Suprtek]

Guess I'll have to PW for my silver tomorrow. I gotta get outta here for tonight.

 

[ironjaw]

well I need to get off here. got to drive out to marshall and put 16" pipe in the ground tomorrow.

 

[IndyBeerman]

This is so wrong, fail of epic proportions.

 

[MrsGungho]

I did deliver a baby one night on duty!!! about 3:00 am!!! the women was on the floor of her apartment!! she couldn't even make it to the door!!!

have you ever had labor pains? not so friggen easy to walk when it feels like your being ripped in two!!

 

[Knife Lady]

Take 2 aspirins and drink plenty of fluids and go to bed NOW.

 

[HandK]

It was a long time ago. I don't remember the name of the drug he gave me, but I've never had anything make me feel so much better so quickly in my life. Whatever it was, it was amazing stuff. Little red pills if I remember right. Had to take like 6 or 8 of them at first. Then a few hours later take 4 or 6 and so on. Fixed me up in a hurry!

The last time I strep I kept telling my wife how bad it hurt she just keep giving me the old wifes cure of gargle with Vinegar, after about a week I was gargling with it she was standing beside me at the sink and when I spit it out there was a bunch of blood came up with it!! she took to emergency room and the Dr said it was the worst case of strep throat he had ever seen!! I got two shots and a prescription and was told that if it didn't get better in 24 hours he wanted me admitted!! she listens to me now!! she felt bad for not believing me I got some when I got better

 

[POC]

I think I ate too much Chinese food......

 

[Knife Lady]

Been so long for me since I had any babies that I know it hurts but just how much no cant really remember.
Oh yeah like pushing out a watermelon through the opening of a gallon of milk. Yeah now I rmember it all. OUCH OUCH