The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[RedneckReject]

I feel like such a COWARD! Cause I don't use my real name on INGO!!

Me neither but I would gladly give it if someone just asked

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Me neither but I would gladly give it if someone just asked

If I would've known your first name I wouldn't have asked you to go pick up chicks with me!!, , well, maybe I still would've!!

 

[RedneckReject]

If I would've known your first name I wouldn't have asked you to go pick up chicks with me!!, , well, maybe I still would've!!

You would have!

 

[RedneckReject]

Bummer. I was thinking about firing up my monster hookah tonight but I can't find any coals...

 

[RedneckReject]

Eureka!! I found some!!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Bummer. I was thinking about firing up my monster hookah tonight but I can't find any coals...

Wow, I was going fire up my giant hookah also, then I remembered I don't know what the **** A hookah is!!!

 

[RedneckReject]

Wow, I was going fire up my giant hookah also, then I remembered I don't know what the **** A hookah is!!!

Really?? They're very relaxing!

 

[RedneckReject]

Hookah

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Really?? They're very relaxing!

Hookahs are blow ***s???? No ****!!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Hookah

Ohhhhh, I see!! Much like a blow *** you still have to suck right?

 

[RedneckReject]

It's pretty much like a giant bong, but it's to be used with hookah tobacco. It's super sticky and syupy almost. You put a hot coal on top of it and smoke the flavored tobacco. It's super smooth.

And FTR, no I would never dream of smoking marijuana out of this thing. It's not meant for that

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

It's pretty much like a giant bong, but it's to be used with hookah tobacco. It's super sticky and syupy almost. You put a hot coal on top of it and smoke the flavored tobacco. It's super smooth.

And FTR, no I would never dream of smoking marijuana out of this thing. It's not meant for that

Pretty sure my daughter goes to a hookah bar, I remember her talking about them!!

 

[RedneckReject]

Pretty sure my daughter goes to a hookah bar, I remember her talking about them!!

I used to go to one a while back. Now I prefer to do it in the comfort of my own home. It's a great way to relax actually. You don't get high off of it or anything since there are no brain altering chemical in the tobacco. It's just a good way to relax. And the tobacco comes in every flavor you can think of. From simple strawberry or orange flavored to cotton candy to mint chocolate chip to stuff that's supposed to taste like mixed drinks

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I used to go to one a while back. Now I prefer to do it in the comfort of my own home. It's a great way to relax actually. You don't get high off of it or anything since there are no brain altering chemical in the tobacco. It's just a good way to relax. And the tobacco comes in every flavor you can think of. From simple strawberry or orange flavored to cotton candy to mint chocolate chip to stuff that's supposed to taste like mixed drinks

Sounds pretty cool, I would never try it. I don't even take aspirins any more. Nothing goes into this body anymore but food and water!! And an occasional bug from being on the bike!!!

 

[RedneckReject]

Sounds pretty cool, I would never try it. I don't even take aspirins any more. Nothing goes into this body anymore but food and water!! And an occasional bug from being on the bike!!!

I have too many vices to mention. But drugs are definitely not one of them. I got that out of my system when I was younger and I don't want any of them back in it!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I have too many vices to mention. But drugs are definitely not one of them. I got that out of my system when I was younger and I don't want any of them back in it!

Amen lil sister!!! Only vices I have now are my bike and Reese's peanut butter cups!!! Love those things!!!

 

[RedneckReject]

Amen lil sister!!! Only vices I have now are my bike and Reese's peanut butter cups!!! Love those things!!!

I do love those. And I am a smoker and a drinker but it ends there. No drugs or gambling or any other addictions. Maybe INGO I guess....

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I do love those. And I am a smoker and a drinker but it ends there. No drugs or gambling or any other addictions. Maybe INGO I guess....

Not sure if being an A-Hole is a vice! But you can put me down for that one to I guess!! I still have maybe one or two drinks every few months. Don't smoke, no drugs anymore, been clean and sober for 25 years!! I like remembering!!

 

[RedneckReject]

Not sure if being an A-Hole is a vice! But you can put me down for that one to I guess!! I still have maybe one or two drinks every few months. Don't smoke, no drugs anymore, been clean and sober for 25 years!! I like remembering!!

Oh I don't drink like I used to. I'm not blackout drunk every night like I was in college. I still get pretty tore up on occasion but I try not to ever get to the point that my "check liver" light comes on

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Oh I don't drink like I used to. I'm not blackout drunk every night like I was in college. I still get pretty tore up on occasion but I try not to ever get to the point that my "check liver" light comes on

For the past 20yrs. I've been trying to repair my life. My wife has made a name for herself in the restaurant business. I don't want my past reputation to ruin her good name! She makes me proud!! I just want her to be proud also.