The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[Sylvain]

Horse lady!

 

[RedneckReject]

What's up??

 

[chezuki]

I'm looking at a hotel in Michigan for a trip in a few weeks. What a rip off. The howard johnson looks horrible, as expected. I have probably stayed at the nicest howard johnson on earth considering or was five stars. I wouldn't have guessed they even owned a five star hotel.

Pick any random abandoned building in Detroit.

 

[chezuki]

Argh... I need to be asleep, but I'm not even tired.

Have to run out to Terre Haute and back in the morning before work.

 

[Sylvain]

What's up??

Watching Family Guy and practicing talking like that French waiter who works at the Pantalons Fancie restaurant.

 

[Caleb]

So many trucks coming in and going out in a short amount of time...somebody in shipping must've known it was my last day at the gates.

...one guy handed me every bit of a 1/4" book of lading numbers...

 

[RedneckReject]

Watching Family Guy and practicing talking like that French waiter who works at the Pantalons Fancie restaurant.

How's that going for you?

 

[Sylvain]

How's that going for you?

I dont think I sounds as effeminate as it should yet.

 

[RedneckReject]

I dont think I sounds as effeminate as it should yet.

Keep practicing!!! You'll get there!

 

[bradmedic04]

Argh... I need to be asleep, but I'm not even tired.

Have to run out to Terre Haute and back in the morning before work.

Is this for a gun purchase or trade? If not, just blow it off and hang out. Things got weird last night...or I guess this morning. Fun times.

 

[bradmedic04]

I dont think I sounds as effeminate as it should yet.

Assuming you've got the frenchy part down, just punch yourself in the balls and the pitch change should take care of the rest.

 

[bradmedic04]

Oh, and hi to all the weirdos in the house...

 

[Sylvain]

Keep practicing!!! You'll get there!

heuheu wee wee.

 

[RedneckReject]

Is this for a gun purchase or trade? If not, just blow it off and hang out. Things got weird last night...or I guess this morning. Fun times.

Isn't it always weird here?

 

[bradmedic04]

Isn't it always weird here?

Dunno. How frequently do half boners, dentures, and muumuus get brought up?

 

[RedneckReject]

Dunno. How frequently do half boners, dentures, and muumuus get brought up?

Nightly

 

[Sylvain]

Nightly

Not true.
Half boners maybe once a week only.Full ones probably nightly.

 

[Sylvain]

My lady left me a message in French.

 

[Caleb]

Oh, and hi to all the weirdos in the house...

I resent that

 

[bradmedic04]

My lady left me a message in French.

You should leave her a message in Mandarin. Gotta keep variety in the relationship.