The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[RedneckReject]

My lady left me a message in French.

Aaaawwwww

 

[bradmedic04]

I resent that

Then hi Normie!

How's your aunt?

 

[Sylvain]

You should leave her a message in Mandarin. Gotta keep variety in the relationship.

I do not speak Mandarin.

 

[Sylvain]

Aaaawwwww

I only understood what she meant after she said it in English at the end but that still made my day.

 

[bradmedic04]

I do not speak Mandarin.

Get to it then. Your relationship depends on it.

Just kidding, not your relationship...all of our future careers depend on speaking the main Chinese dialects.

 

[bradmedic04]

I only understood what she meant after she said it in English at the end but that still made my day.

You'll have to forgive me. Are you a college student on exchange in France? Or is there a France,.Indiana where all clocks are set ahead 6 hours?

 

[RedneckReject]

I only understood what she meant after she said it in English at the end but that still made my day.

It's still a very sweet gesture

 

[Sylvain]

It's still a very sweet gesture

I know.I didn't say it wasn't.She's always sweet.

 

[bradmedic04]

@redneckreject, I require clarification for my own edification.

Are you implying that you're a redneck, and therefore rejected from society at large?

Or

Did you get rejected by a redneck and never let it go? If so, is there a hair doll of said redneck next to your keyboard?

 

[Caleb]

Then hi Normie!

How's your aunt?

Haven't had an update today...

I do not speak Mandarin.

Make it up, she'll never know...unless...

 

[Sylvain]

You'll have to forgive me. Are you a college student on exchange in France? Or is there a France,.Indiana where all clocks are set ahead 6 hours?

I know there is a Paris in Illinois who's one hour behind Indiana time.So you never know.
Im in France but not as an exchange student.

 

[bradmedic04]

I know there is a Paris in Illinois who's one hour behind Indiana time.So you never know.
Im in France but not as an exchange student.

Just as, like, a French person? Are you going to renounce your citizenship and stay there?

Perhaps you work for CIA...I mean, the State Department?

 

[RedneckReject]

@redneckreject, I require clarification for my own edification.

Are you implying that you're a redneck, and therefore rejected from society at large?

Or

Did you get rejected by a redneck and never let it go? If so, is there a hair doll of said redneck next to your keyboard?

I'm a total redneck. But I'm also a total reject I don't care if someone rejects me. Their loss!

 

[Sylvain]

Just as, like, a French person? Are you going to renounce your citizenship and stay there?

Perhaps you work for CIA...I mean, the State Department?

Yes.No.No comment.

 

[bradmedic04]

Haven't had an update today...

That can be good. Progress on cardiopulmonary issues can be slow, so a day with no "holy ****" moments can be great news.

 

[bradmedic04]

Yes.No.No comment.

Even if I had knowledge of such matters, I would be unable to comment.

So, given France's history of revolutionizing about every other week, do you have to fight for the right to carry a noose for those Bourgeois bastards, or is it still a slapping with white gloves followed by duel kinda place?

 

[bradmedic04]

I'm a total redneck. But I'm also a total reject I don't care if someone rejects me. Their loss!

Hmm that's like one of them there double meanings and all that.

I reject most people immediately, but you seem like a generally crass person, so we're simpatico.

 

[RedneckReject]

Hmm that's like one of them there double meanings and all that.

I reject most people immediately, but you seem like a generally crass person, so we're simpatico.

I reject no one. Unless they're an a**hole. Or stupid. Or a stupid a**hole. And even then I sometimes respect their a**holism and then I choose not to reject them

 

[Sylvain]

Even if I had knowledge of such matters, I would be unable to comment.

So, given France's history of revolutionizing about every other week, do you have to fight for the right to carry a noose for those Bourgeois bastards, or is it still a slapping with white gloves followed by duel kinda place?

 

[Sylvain]

Well I gotta go.