I'm convinced that the root of the problem in the middle east is that there are too many people that have never had the happy experience of eating a double bacon cheeseburger. Open a Rally's in Syria and introduce the region to the wonderness of a bacon cheese burger and ISIS might become ISWAS. People that have known the joy of a bacon cheeseburger are less likely to strap a bomb on themselves when they can go grab a burger instead. After we carpet bomb the place, we really should send in the cheeseburger trucks to keep the peace.