SWAT team people, is this BS?

[Kirk Freeman]

If we at INGO make a movie about this, I want to make my claim for the role of the grizzled Captain behind the desk telling rhino "you're off the case!"

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Now THAT sounds like fun! Where do I sign up? Do team members all get patches? I'm getting a little old to jump tree to tree though. Is there an age limit?
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The sign up location is secret. If you can't find it, you don't qualify.

There's no patch, but there is a tattoo. Its between the butt cheeks. That's why dope carriers always keep their stash up their bum. When the recipient takes the parcel out of the box, he's also checking for a tattoo. Luckily, it only shows up under certain lighting, which I cannot divulge on the Internet.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

If we at INGO make a movie about this, I want to make my claim for the role of the grizzled Captain behind the desk telling rhino "you're off the case!"

Nope, you're the frustrated DA.

I get to be the frustrated buy-the-book guy yelling "...and I'm always the one cleaning up YOUR effing MESS!!!"

 

[jagee]

If we at INGO make a movie about this, I want to make my claim for the role of the grizzled Captain behind the desk telling rhino "you're off the case!"

Nope, you're the frustrated DA.

I get to be the frustrated buy-the-book guy yelling "...and I'm always the one cleaning up YOUR effing MESS!!!"

Can I be the guy that gets shot in the leg???

 

[DocJekyll]

That guy may have a BA in BS.... but that is pretty damn outlandish if I do say so myself.

 

[T.Lex]

There should be a role for rambone in this INGO telenovela. It would have to be a part with imagination and enthusiasm....

I want to be the judge that seriously contemplates sending SWAT dude to jail for 10 years.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Can I be the guy that gets shot in the leg???

Hmm. Ok, but somebody has to be the guy with 2 weeks until retirement.

 

[Vigilant]

I want to be the former golden boy star SWAT trooper, who now, after wrestling with inner demons/addictions and the loss of my family is trying valiantly to clear my once superb record! Plus I need a cool Riggs hairdo!

 

[Vigilant]

Hmm. Ok, but somebody has to be the guy with 2 weeks until retirement.

I can throw pending retirement onto my resume as well!

 

[RockofStrength]

I want to be the former golden boy star SWAT trooper, who now, after wrestling with inner demons/addictions and the loss of my family is trying valiantly to clear my once superb record! Plus I need a cool Riggs hairdo!

I'll be the young rookie who dies in your arms and encourages you to keep holding on and not let the horrible stuff you deal with burn you up inside.

 

[Vigilant]

I'll be the young rookie who dies in your arms and encourages you to keep holding on and not let the horrible stuff you deal with burn you up inside.

You have to have blood bubble coughs though or it won't be realistic!

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Nope, you're the frustrated DA.

I get to be the frustrated buy-the-book guy yelling "...and I'm always the one cleaning up YOUR effing MESS!!!"

Ohhh, even better. You can come in and knock files off my desk and then I'll stand up and say,

"But you shot in the leg, John (your name is going to be John N. McShooter), in the damn leg, not the brain like the law requires. I'm the one that had to go down to the ME and persuade him to change the report, John. That was me. You left me hanging. You left us all hanging."

At the end of the movie, I'll be walking out of the courthouse with my jacket over my shoulder and briefcase in the other hand with some minor key music in the background, I'll stop, turn and say "John, you were right all along." More minor key music.

 

[printcraft]

It's true I tell ya!

Me and the dude in the OP were in Nam together.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Wait, this movie is unwatchable without a hot chick.

How about Aishah Hasnie as the love interest of the DA?

We can be at dinner and Blue walks in with a "big break" in the case.

 

[VUPDblue]

But I want to be the guy on the movie poster who's holding the rifle, lookin' all serious, with the optic on backwards. you know, a subtle homage to BS roots of the storyline


although as long as Aishah Hasnie is there.... I'M IN!

 

[shibumiseeker]

I wanna be the forensics guy who can run dna analysis in an hour and who does isotopic analysis of the lead particles from the shooter.

 

[Crbn79]

I thought being that dumb was impossible, figured a brain that starved for oxygen would just die... Obviously I was wrong!

 

[jagee]

Hmm. Ok, but somebody has to be the guy with 2 weeks until retirement.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

I don't see a problem. But then again, I haven't had my meds yet.. SQUIRREL! !!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Wait, this movie is unwatchable without a hot chick.

How about Aishah Hasnie as the love interest of the DA?

We can be at dinner and Blue walks in with a "big break" in the case.

She'll do, but she gets to be the love interest of the guy that puts the face on the target, which would be me.