Stand your ground law and my unfortunate situation with "new neighbor"

[churchmouse]

Finished all 40 pages and am now much dumber than I was before reading this mess. I only have one comment, about 20 pages ago you said this beast of a man "puff" up on your employee in the front yard. What in the heck does that mean? Did he offer him a Kleenex, give him a air fluffed pillow, invite him to a HS powder puff game, give him a drag on his wacky weed filled pipe while singing Puff the magic dragon? I hate when people make up words that they think everyone in the world should understand. A "puff" is a sudden emission of air. I looked it up, so did he crop dust your employee? If "Puff" stands for "People United For Freedom" or some other such thing I apologize.
Oh.... since made up words are ok, I have one, a guy once looked at my wife the wrong way, so I "waffled" him good.

Refer to a "Puffer" fish.....To puff up is to expand ones physical size/presence as a puffer fish would do.....look that up......

 

[LEaSH]

See Spot run. See Spot chase Puff up the tree.

 

[JetGirl]

What's wrong with fakefied wordification?? I makeupify wordages all the time!

 

[femurphy77]

Never been THAT drunk and now seriously considering giving it up all together!

 

[churchmouse]

What's wrong with fakefied wordification?? I makeupify wordages all the time!

Yes, because you are the Monkey and The Monkey rules.....

 

[churchmouse]

Never been THAT drunk and now seriously considering giving it up all together!

I do not think I could get "That" drunk and still remain in the up-right position........

I have known a few woman that could drink like that but they never got that stupid looking doing it.

 

[Deet]

What's wrong with fakefied wordification?? I makeupify wordages all the time!

I know you are kidding but, except if, in this case, he was trying to tell a story that would communicate to his readers exactly what happened. Using "Puff" means nothing to me, I can only guess what the heck it means. So from now on I will use the word "waffled" and "Wordages" to describe things and leave my readers guessing.

 

[JetGirl]

I know you are kidding but,

Then you haven't read a lot of what I've posted...

Using "Puff" means nothing to me.

I'm only guessing...but I think most of us got the pufferfish idea.

So from now on I will use the word "waffled"

Around here, it's "pancaked".

"Wordages" to describe things and leave my readers guessing.

Mystificate them with unredirection and slightyness of hand... leave them wantifying more. To infinityage and beyond.

 

[bmbutch]

This thread has now gottended (<--, yeah Obama, I made that), down to a guy named sneeze, a high pollen count, some puff, waffles, & now, in INGO tradition, after sneeze gets puffed & waffled, he should NOT get baconized.

 

[red_zr24x4]

What's wrong with fakefied wordification?? I makeupify wordages all the time!

Why was I picturing a SNL skit and reading this a a G.W Bush voice?

 

[JetGirl]

Why was I picturing a SNL skit and reading this a a G.W Bush voice?

My inspiration.

 

[jamil]

I know you are kidding but, except if, in this case, he was trying to tell a story that would communicate to his readers exactly what happened. Using "Puff" means nothing to me, I can only guess what the heck it means. So from now on I will use the word "waffled" and "Wordages" to describe things and leave my readers guessing.

C'mon man, it's just slang. Another common 'street' term for the same thing is "bow up", which I often heard when in the deep south. The first time I heard we were trading yankee/rebel jokes. I guess I took it too far. Skinny dude stood up and said, "Bo, I'mmonna bow up on y'all if y'alls say one mo thang 'bout Jefferson Davis." (I also learned that "y'all" can be both a singular or plural pronoun).

I hadn't heard "bow up" before but it was pretty easy to figure out from the context. I suspect it was for you as well.

 

[bradmedic04]

Finished all 40 pages and am now much dumber than I was before reading this mess. I only have one comment, about 20 pages ago you said this beast of a man "puff" up on your employee in the front yard. What in the heck does that mean? Did he offer him a Kleenex, give him a air fluffed pillow, invite him to a HS powder puff game, give him a drag on his wacky weed filled pipe while singing Puff the magic dragon? I hate when people make up words that they think everyone in the world should understand. A "puff" is a sudden emission of air. I looked it up, so did he crop dust your employee? If "Puff" stands for "People United For Freedom" or some other such thing I apologize.
Oh.... since made up words are ok, I have one, a guy once looked at my wife the wrong way, so I "waffled" him good.

 

[TB1999]

I know the only thing that keeps this guy from screwing people is BARS.

You said he's a career criminal, right? He's obviously not afraid of getting locked up...?

 

[bradmedic04]

You said he's a career criminal, right? He's obviously not afraid of getting locked up...?

Since this thread got started, this is the one thing I've thought the entire time. Keeps making me think of Brooks from Shawshank Redemption:

[video=youtube_share;jeMux1GjA7Y]http://youtu.be/jeMux1GjA7Y[/video]

 

[Sgtusmc]

To those nescient of the sciolistic attributes of grobian booboise, those fatuous and hebatating will remain benighted. Those unaware are simply umbrageous. Puff has more than one definition. In the meantime, look up acyrologia.

 

[churchmouse]

To those nescient of the sciolistic attributes of grobian booboise, those fatuous and hebatating will remain benighted. Those unaware are simply umbrageous. Puff has more than one definition. In the meantime, look up acyrologia.

Nah.....I figure if I really wanna no bout dat we just ass you bout it

 

[Sgtusmc]

Nah.....I figure if I really wanna no bout dat we just ass you bout it

Haha, jus keepin it real yo.

 

[Sgtusmc]

Sneeze and Puffs go hand in hand.

 

[femurphy77]

Don't. Let. Thread. Die.