October ACC USPSA Match 10/24

[bigcraig]

I will be there Sunday
it will be the last match of the year for me, I go under the knife on the elbow and carpal tunnel on the 28th.

By the way.....
I am looking to hire a midget that can help me with certain things for a 2-3 week period of time.
Requirements are:
-a sense of humor
-no bow legs (that creeps me out)
-stool
-english is not important, as long as he understand me
-baby wipes
-head size in proportion with rest of body (so me and little guy can wear the same hats)
-sponge, with a handle adapter
-can take a punch
-rubber kitchen gloves
-fingers that are not too stubby and able to pull a beer can tab and open pill bottles
-needs to be around 3-3 1/2 feet tall, so he can sleep on the big dog pillow we bought that the damn dog doesn't use and still lays on my leather sofa, a**hole dog
-able to light a cigarette
-passport
-blockbuster membership
-knowledge of internet porn sites and can use a mouse
-rubber boots
-love of board games (like candy land, sorry and chutes and ladders)
-good hygene ( I hate it when carnies smell like cabbage and barf)
-a monocle (just to make me giggle)
-rubber pants
-a good knowledge of different massage techniques (deep tissue, swedish, hot stone, happy ending)
-and if he has some kind of weird diet then he needs his own food, well come to think of it, he will need that anyway because I am not sharing.

If anyone knows of someone, or might know someone that knows of someone then have them contact me.

All of this seems perfectly acceptable to me.

I may know a guy, PM sent.

 

[jakemartens]

All of this seems perfectly acceptable to me.

I may know a guy, PM sent.

See I knew one of you freaks would have a name for me!!!

Thanks Craig

(he won't smell like cat will he?)

 

[bigcraig]

See I knew one of you freaks would have a name for me!!!

Thanks Craig

(he won't smell like cat will he?)

He is British.

 

[downrange72]

See I knew one of you freaks would have a name for me!!!

Thanks Craig

(he won't smell like cat will he?)

You didn't say anything about cat....it was barf and cabbage you were trying to avoid

 

[Coach]

I'm driving tomorrow so a stop by the Westfield Police will not happen. Should be a good match at ACC tomorrow.

 

[downrange72]

I'm driving tomorrow so a stop by the Westfield Police will not happen. Should be a good match at ACC tomorrow.

Can we be assured of no illegal dirty looks?

 

[Skroggster]

Great job Daniel, Derick, & all put the match together today. Fun, challenging, and plenty of gas for the ride home if you took the opportunity to eat Daniels chili. That was some pretty dang good !

Looking forward to the turkey shoot!

 

[downrange72]

Rain held off just long enough. Great time, great food. I'm questionable for thangsgiving. I may still have jet lag from ireland

 

[Skroggster]

Rain held off just long enough. Great time, great food. I'm questionable for thangsgiving. I may still have jet lag from ireland

Ah Mike! You can use that jet lag as an excuse for the "Mikes"! I don't have one, still being full wont work. It's 3 days later. I just "Mike" on raw talent.

 

[BillD]

He is British.

Small enough to be a jockey and big enough to be a horse....

 

[S8MS-01904]

Thanks again for the chili. The stages were great.

Ya'll that didn't make it, missed a great time.

 

[mongo404]

THANKS to all that came out today. I feel like it was a good match but Im pretty biast. I hope everybody had a great day with us at ACC. Thanks Coach for all your help. And thank you to all who help set up and exspecially the tear down crew greatly appriciated. So next month expect to see Fred Flinstone, Mo, Larry and Curly and a real honor Babe Ruth will be joining us for our next match. I cant believe they stopped by to sign up WOW this ought to be a great match Thanks to all that signed up for November looking at 4 large feild courses and 1 small maybe a classifier? Weather permitting. Any suggestions on a classifier? See you all soon.

Daniel

 

[Coach]

I would like another shot at that classifier that was at Warsaw in the Corner bay with just four targets.

Good job on the Chili. I agree that anyone who did not make it missed out.

ACC's new barn looks great. Seems like a lot of good things are happening there.

Had a good squad today. Hope everyone who was knew had their kevlar.

 

[mongo404]

I believe your talking about Pucker Factor the one that had dimenishing hard cover as it went away from you. Yes I would like another go at that one also. But I think Ill go with the limited gun this time. Its not the rd count its just the feel of the gun. Love my 24. So we have 2 for Pucker Factor

 

[gh2]

Mongo good! You put on a good match. Many options = much fun.
Oh, and a bonus of good chow! My hats off to you sir

 

[downrange72]

Pucker factor proved to be pucker f#*#er. Make that 3 if I can get over the jet lag

 

[mongo404]

Coach youll need to shoot it clean 40 pts in 4sec or better for that 90% or better. About the one today Im not sure about my points on the classifier put Im sure at 8.49 if I got 55pts or better that should be a 75% or a little better not bad for a old fat guy.

 

[Coach]

Coach youll need to shoot it clean 40 pts in 4sec or better for that 90% or better. About the one today Im not sure about my points on the classifier put Im sure at 8.49 if I got 55pts or better that should be a 75% or a little better not bad for a old fat guy.

I got the shots off in 3.12 the last time. That is all I have to say about that. Set it up and I will shoot it in less than four seconds.

 

[Josh Ward]

+1 for another run at pucker factor !!!

Great job everyone, real fun match!!

 

[sti38super]

Another Great match at ACC. Large squads and everyone helped paste and set steel and so the match went very smooth. I like stages that can be shot several different ways.