October ACC USPSA Match 10/24

[msquared]

I'll see how my ribs are doing before I commit.

Maybe we can start an injured shooters league for us?

I think I have another month on IR before I am back in the game. PT therapist thinks Im nuts when I ask "can i shoot yet?"

 

[downrange72]

Circus Sex???










I was playing with my grandson in the back yard, tripped and fell down. Seperated the cartilage from the ribs in front.
And I use to be so light on my feet....

Still managed (with pain killers) to pull out a win last weekend but it freakin hurts!

Beware, Rhino's pray on the injured.

That is pretty impressive. I didn't notice any hitch in your gitty up either.

 

[downrange72]

Maybe we can start an injured shooters league for us?

I think I have another month on IR before I am back in the game. PT therapist thinks Im nuts when I ask "can i shoot yet?"

I was supposed to have surgery 20 years ago. Working in the medical field and watching people go through PT after shoulder surgery...I'm holding out hopefully another 20 years. My Range of Motion is and i deal with tendonitis in the R shoulder all the time. I don't handle severe pain very well

 

[BillD]

Beware, Rhino's pray on the injured.

That is pretty impressive. I didn't notice any hitch in your gitty up either.

Better life through pharmacology.

 

[jakemartens]

I will be there Sunday
it will be the last match of the year for me, I go under the knife on the elbow and carpal tunnel on the 28th.

By the way.....
I am looking to hire a midget that can help me with certain things for a 2-3 week period of time.
Requirements are:
-a sense of humor
-no bow legs (that creeps me out)
-stool
-english is not important, as long as he understand me
-baby wipes
-head size in proportion with rest of body (so me and little guy can wear the same hats)
-sponge, with a handle adapter
-can take a punch
-rubber kitchen gloves
-fingers that are not too stubby and able to pull a beer can tab and open pill bottles
-needs to be around 3-3 1/2 feet tall, so he can sleep on the big dog pillow we bought that the damn dog doesn't use and still lays on my leather sofa, a**hole dog
-able to light a cigarette
-passport
-blockbuster membership
-knowledge of internet porn sites and can use a mouse
-rubber boots
-love of board games (like candy land, sorry and chutes and ladders)
-good hygene ( I hate it when carnies smell like cabbage and barf)
-a monocle (just to make me giggle)
-rubber pants
-a good knowledge of different massage techniques (deep tissue, swedish, hot stone, happy ending)
-and if he has some kind of weird diet then he needs his own food, well come to think of it, he will need that anyway because I am not sharing.

If anyone knows of someone, or might know someone that knows of someone then have them contact me.

 

[Josh Ward]

I will be there Sunday
it will be the last match of the year for me, I go under the knife on the elbow and carpal tunnel on the 28th.

By the way.....
I am looking to hire a midget that can help me with certain things for a 2-3 week period of time.
Requirements are:
-a sense of humor
-no bow legs (that creeps me out)
-stool
-english is not important, as long as he understand me
-baby wipes
-head size in proportion with rest of body (so me and little guy can wear the same hats)
-sponge, with a handle adapter
-can take a punch
-rubber kitchen gloves
-fingers that are not too stubby and able to pull a beer can tab and open pill bottles
-needs to be around 3-3 1/2 feet tall, so he can sleep on the big dog pillow we bought that the damn dog doesn't use and still lays on my leather sofa, a**hole dog
-able to light a cigarette
-passport
-blockbuster membership
-knowledge of internet porn sites and can use a mouse
-rubber boots
-love of board games (like candy land, sorry and chutes and ladders)
-good hygene ( I hate it when carnies smell like cabbage and barf)
-a monocle (just to make me giggle)
-rubber pants
-a good knowledge of different massage techniques (deep tissue, swedish, hot stone, happy ending)
-and if he has some kind of weird diet then he needs his own food, well come to think of it, he will need that anyway because I am not sharing.

If anyone knows of someone, or might know someone that knows of someone then have them contact me.

Dude, I'm trying to eat my dinner here.....

 

[rhino]

I'm worried about my ribs too.

How long should I boil them before they go on the grill?

 

[BillD]

I will be there Sunday
it will be the last match of the year for me, I go under the knife on the elbow and carpal tunnel on the 28th.

By the way.....
I am looking to hire a midget that can help me with certain things for a 2-3 week period of time.
Requirements are:
-a sense of humor
-no bow legs (that creeps me out)
-stool
-english is not important, as long as he understand me
-baby wipes
-head size in proportion with rest of body (so me and little guy can wear the same hats)
-sponge, with a handle adapter
-can take a punch
-rubber kitchen gloves
-fingers that are not too stubby and able to pull a beer can tab and open pill bottles
-needs to be around 3-3 1/2 feet tall, so he can sleep on the big dog pillow we bought that the damn dog doesn't use and still lays on my leather sofa, a**hole dog
-able to light a cigarette
-passport
-blockbuster membership
-knowledge of internet porn sites and can use a mouse
-rubber boots
-love of board games (like candy land, sorry and chutes and ladders)
-good hygene ( I hate it when carnies smell like cabbage and barf)
-a monocle (just to make me giggle)
-rubber pants
-a good knowledge of different massage techniques (deep tissue, swedish, hot stone, happy ending)
-and if he has some kind of weird diet then he needs his own food, well come to think of it, he will need that anyway because I am not sharing.

If anyone knows of someone, or might know someone that knows of someone then have them contact me.

I notice you have some rather odd prerequisites. I mean massage, rubber pants, boots, porn I got that....

Why does it have to be a guy midget?

You get stranger every day.

 

[mongo404]

I notice you have some rather odd prerequisites. I mean massage, rubber pants, boots, porn I got that....

Why does it have to be a guy midget?

You get stranger every day.

You hit that one on the head.
And I thought I was weird holy man half that crap is really twisted even for Jake

 

[msquared]

You hit that one on the head.
And I thought I was weird holy man half that crap is really twisted even for Jake

NO LIE!

Jake your attitude will change after surgery. You will soon be exremely greatful for anyone who was willing to open your pain meds and help you with the tooth paste! (its rediculous what you cant do one handed)

One helpful tip I will share, lay out your meds by time BEFORE you are drugged out of your mind... trust me, "take two oval ones every 4 hrs, one round one twice a day and the giant blue one three times a day" is a complex math problem when under the influence of percocet.

Good luck man!

 

[kch]

....did you get an early prescription somehow, jake?

 

[jakemartens]

I notice you have some rather odd prerequisites. I mean massage, rubber pants, boots, porn I got that....

Why does it have to be a guy midget?

You get stranger every day.

Has to be able to reach and get in and out of tight spots

plus if you are going to have a house boy, why not a midget.

 

[BillD]

Why not a GIRL midget????

 

[mongo404]

Why not a GIRL midget????

Im thinking that might cause a complication at home. But who knows she might enjoy the time off. Look at who we're talking about here. Im just saying.

 

[jakemartens]

Why not a GIRL midget????

Because they look like a dude midget in a wig and besides most of them are already working in wrestling

 

[mongo404]

 

[OEF5]

LAWL to all the posts, but for shoulder pain I know where you all are coming from.

I had a slight rotator cuff tear from Afghanistan, did rehab for that and it felt much better, then I crashed my motor cycle and now have a 3rd degree AC seperation on the same shoulder that's forming a bone spur...

My range of motion is crap and I ahve pain every day, not really shot a shotgun much in a while and a buddy wants me to go trap shooting, I was like what's the lightest load you got for 200 clays? I'm scared!

It does affect all of my shooting, I don't have the strength in it to hold up for as long as I used to with a rifle or a pistol.

And Jake if you get a female applicant for that position pass it along, I don't mind a female little person!

 

[Skroggster]

I will be there Sunday
it will be the last match of the year for me, I go under the knife on the elbow and carpal tunnel on the 28th.

By the way.....
I am looking to hire a midget that can help me with certain things for a 2-3 week period of time.
Requirements are:
-a sense of humor
-no bow legs (that creeps me out)
-stool
-english is not important, as long as he understand me
-baby wipes
-head size in proportion with rest of body (so me and little guy can wear the same hats)
-sponge, with a handle adapter
-can take a punch
-rubber kitchen gloves
-fingers that are not too stubby and able to pull a beer can tab and open pill bottles
-needs to be around 3-3 1/2 feet tall, so he can sleep on the big dog pillow we bought that the damn dog doesn't use and still lays on my leather sofa, a**hole dog
-able to light a cigarette
-passport
-blockbuster membership
-knowledge of internet porn sites and can use a mouse
-rubber boots
-love of board games (like candy land, sorry and chutes and ladders)
-good hygene ( I hate it when carnies smell like cabbage and barf)
-a monocle (just to make me giggle)
-rubber pants
-a good knowledge of different massage techniques (deep tissue, swedish, hot stone, happy ending)
-and if he has some kind of weird diet then he needs his own food, well come to think of it, he will need that anyway because I am not sharing.

If anyone knows of someone, or might know someone that knows of someone then have them contact me.

DAMNIT! This is NOT what you read while eating dinner with collegues! It is NOT professional to have Beer spewing out youir nose!
Damn.

 

[Skroggster]

I'm worried about my ribs too.

How long should I boil them before they go on the grill?

Bring pot to boil. Insert ribs 5 min. Turn off heat and let stand 10. Smother with your favorite rub. (Whatever,Whomever she or he may be) depending... put on grille for minimum 2-3 hr @ 300.

 

[Skroggster]

How about hiring Gidget the Midget? Sure she available! Google it.