OK who here thinks that JEDI actually had 2 "old flames" in high school?
VOTE BELOW:A) NO F'in WAY
b) Sure, they were Barbie dolls
3) Only in his dreams
D) Yes, but they were the ugly girls with mustaches
5a) All of the Above
5b) Both were raccoons of the female persuasion
VI. It was all a heat-induced coma delerium