NWI INGO General Post - Part 8

[actaeon277]

In your wallet lol

$60

 

[actaeon277]

Just put a moustache on,, and tell everyone there are no parts.
And wear a hardhat

 

[tv1217]

I don't know how I'm gonna explain how you suddenly got bigger. I don't think it'll cut it if I tell them I headbutted a brick and ate the mushrooms.

 

[aclark]

FIFY. I guess I'll have to go shakedown some thugs. Maybe start a protection racket amongst the rednecks.
Hey AClark, I hear you got a new car. It'd be a shame if something happened to it. For a small weekly fee I can prevent any unforeseen vandalism.

Sorry to hear about that, what happened? I understand if you don't want to/can't share.

As for the shake down, I guess you're going to have to practice more with your free time because I ain't payin'. Now go study your pinkie underboss duties and get to it!

 

[bigretic]

had to drive to the autozone in Hammond a block from the skyway on calumet today. holy moly did I feel like a thug!!!!

 

[Snapdragon]

Yeah that is totally thugland. (But I work in thugland every day. Five more weeks....)

 

[chef larry]

Yeah that is totally thugland. (But I work in thugland every day. Five more weeks....)

Gonna get a job in a gun store?

 

[Snapdragon]

Gonna get a job in a gun store?

Get paid to play with guns all day? Sweet.

 

[danmdevries]

Get paid to play with guns all day? Sweet.

Never mix work with pleasure. Otherwise it turns into work.

 

[actaeon277]

I don't know how I'm gonna explain how you suddenly got bigger. I don't think it'll cut it if I tell them I headbutted a brick and ate the mushrooms.

When they call on the PA, answer from my "office". Tell them "no parts"
Problem as solved.

 

[t_star]

When they call on the PA, answer from my "office". Tell them "no parts"
Problem as solved.

Sign me up. Can I tell them to eff off and blow me, to top it off?!

 

[actaeon277]

Sign me up. Can I tell them to eff off and blow me, to top it off?!

I might have been known to say that.

 

[actaeon277]

But you might have trouble changing in the men's washhouse.

 

[danmdevries]

ATT Still tearing up my street.

They're on their third hole now.

Road's closed to through traffic. At least I can get out of my driveway now. Neighbor two doors east of me can't.

There's a directional boring company out with them, dunno why they still need to open up the road? There's a 6' deep ditch on either side of the street, seems to me that makes boring a pretty boring task?

 

[tv1217]

They're on their third hole now.

Kinky...

 

[danmdevries]

Kinky...

Sometimes you gotta do what it takes to get the job done.

 

[actaeon277]

Kinky...

Sometimes you gotta do what it takes to get the job done.

 

[Snapdragon]

Originally Posted by danmdevries
They're on their third hole now.

Kinky...

What a shocker.

 

[aclark]

What a shocker.

 

[Snapdragon]

What a shocker.

I was going for the subtle approach.