HahahaSnowstorm in Chicago Delays Hundreds of Morning Murders
https://www.theonion.com/snowstorm-in-chicago-delays-hundreds-of-morning-murders-1819574592
Always knew you were a smart man!Me ... I just told the wife to put a sling on her arm and go outside with a shovel. Less than five minutes later and the neighbors were over with their snowblowers.
I'm in the lead for the doofus move of the year.
I ran over the dog poop bag with the snowblower.
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He buys two. One to keep, one to play with.